DVS Offerings

Friday, May 25
12:05 AM

Clip Show Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Clips highlight the show's past nine seasons.

TV-PG

1:05 AM

Roasted Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

While watching a celebrity roast with Brian, Peter is inspired to throw a roast for himself, but it backfires when his friends go further then he expected. Hurt by what was said, Peter decides to seek out a new group of friends.

TV-14

2:05 AM

Maid, The

Seinfeld

Jerry begins a relationship with his maid (Angela Featherstone); George wants a nickname.

TV-PG

3:05 AM

Clip Show Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Clips highlight the show's past nine seasons.

TV-PG

4:05 AM

Episode 81173

Conan

Guests: James Comey, Tig Notaro, Cory Kahaney

TV-14

5:05 AM

House Mouses (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Hitchcock and Scully force their way onto one of Jake's biggest cases to prove themselves. Gina and Amy help Rosa conquer a fear.

TV-14

6:05 AM

Cheddar (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Holt's dog, Cheddar, goes missing while Amy and Jake are house-sitting during Holt's trip to Paris. Rosa's fling with Adrian Pimento distracts everyone at the precinct.

TV-14

7:05 AM

Episode 81173

Conan

Guests: James Comey, Tig Notaro, Cory Kahaney

TV-14

8:05 AM

House Mouses (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Hitchcock and Scully force their way onto one of Jake's biggest cases to prove themselves. Gina and Amy help Rosa conquer a fear.

TV-14

9:05 AM

Cheddar (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Holt's dog, Cheddar, goes missing while Amy and Jake are house-sitting during Holt's trip to Paris. Rosa's fling with Adrian Pimento distracts everyone at the precinct.

TV-14

10:05 AM

Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel Part 2

Married with Children

Peggy vigorously campaigns for the title of Reunion Queen while Al settles an old score with a former classmate at the Polk High School Reunion.

TV-PG

11:05 AM

Computer Show, The

Married with Children

Peggy brings the family closer to the poorhouse when she insists on buying a home computer.

TV-PG

12:05 PM

Dog Days

King of Queens, The

A barking dog keeps the Heffernans up all night.

TV-PG

1:05 PM

Court Date

King of Queens, The

Doug hatches a scheme after Carrie gets a traffic ticket.

TV-PG

2:05 PM

Finale Part 2, The

Seinfeld

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

TV-PG

3:05 PM

One with Joey's Fridge, The

Friends

Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.

TV-PG

4:05 PM

One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad, The

Friends

Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.

TV-PG

5:05 PM

Finale Part 2, The

Seinfeld

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

TV-PG

6:05 PM

One with Joey's Fridge, The

Friends

Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.

TV-PG

7:05 PM

One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad, The

Friends

Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.

TV-PG

8:05 PM

One with the Ring, The

Friends

Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.

TV-PG

9:05 PM

One with the Proposal Part 2, The

Friends

Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.

TV-PG

10:05 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

11:05 PM

Speakeasy Rider

Bob's Burgers

Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. Meanwhile, back at the restaurant, Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer.

TV-PG

Saturday, May 26
12:05 AM

We're the Millers (DVS)

A drug dealer creates a make-believe family in order to bring 1,400 pounds of marijuana into the U.S.

TV-14

1:05 AM

Fighting Irish (DVS)

Family Guy

When Liam Nesson comes to town to shoot a movie, Peter is convinced that he can beat him up. Unsuccessful, Peter winds up in jail but is bailed out by Liam Neeson and becomes his manservant.

TV-14

2:05 AM

Speakeasy Rider

Bob's Burgers

Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. Meanwhile, back at the restaurant, Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer.

TV-PG

3:05 AM

We're the Millers (DVS)

A drug dealer creates a make-believe family in order to bring 1,400 pounds of marijuana into the U.S.

TV-14

4:05 AM

Wanted (DVS)

25-year-old Wes is a slacker who hates his life--with good reason, because it sucks. At work, his ballbuster of a boss lives to torment him in front of his fellow cubedwelling drones. Back home, his skeezy girlfriend is a sexual magnet for everyone except him, including Wes' supposed best friend. No wonder this loser is on his tenth prescription for panic attack pills, which he downs like candy between cardboard meals of vegan tofu wraps. Wes' pathetic excuse for an existence might just as well come to an end and save him a lifetime of prolonged misery. Fortunately for Wes, his life is over--his old one, anyway--and all because of a girl. Enter hot Fox, who crashes into Wes on the business end of a smoking gun. Seems Wes' long-lost and mostly forgotten dad was killed while working for the Fraternity--a centuries-old league of supersensory trained assassins pledged to carry out the unbreakable orders of fate. Their motto: Kill one, save a thousand. Now it's Wes' turn to follow in his father's footsteps and release the caged wolf that's always lurked inside of him. Killing is in Wes' blood, and he trains under Fox and a motley-but-lethal crew that includes the Fraternity's enigmatic leader, Sloan. The neophyte is forcefully pummeled into developing lightning-quick reflexes and superhuman agility. No one said becoming an assassin would be easy. The former slacker is reborn as the golden boy of the Fraternity and Wes starts to relish his new life, even exacting some best-served-cold revenge on tormentors past. But soon, the sweet taste of power sours when he realizes that the intentions of his deadly associates aren't as noble as first presented. As he wavers between newfound heroism and soul-killing vengeance, Wes will come to learn what no one--neither cold-blooded father nor steaming-hot assassin--could ever teach him: He alone controls his destiny.

TV-14

6:05 AM

Wrath of the Titans (DVS)

A decade after his heroic defeat of the monstrous Kraken, Perseus, the demigod son of Zeus, attempts to live a quieter life as a village fisherman and the sole parent to his 10-year old son, Helius. Meanwhile, a struggle for supremacy rages between the gods and the Titans. Dangerously weakened by humanity's lack of devotion, the gods are losing control of the imprisoned Titans and their ferocious leader, Kronos, father of the long-ruling brothers Zeus, Hades and Poseidon. The triumvirate had overthrown their powerful father long ago, leaving him to rot in the gloomy abyss of Tartarus, a dungeon that lies deep within the cavernous underworld.

TV-14

7:05 AM

Wanted (DVS)

25-year-old Wes is a slacker who hates his life--with good reason, because it sucks. At work, his ballbuster of a boss lives to torment him in front of his fellow cubedwelling drones. Back home, his skeezy girlfriend is a sexual magnet for everyone except him, including Wes' supposed best friend. No wonder this loser is on his tenth prescription for panic attack pills, which he downs like candy between cardboard meals of vegan tofu wraps. Wes' pathetic excuse for an existence might just as well come to an end and save him a lifetime of prolonged misery. Fortunately for Wes, his life is over--his old one, anyway--and all because of a girl. Enter hot Fox, who crashes into Wes on the business end of a smoking gun. Seems Wes' long-lost and mostly forgotten dad was killed while working for the Fraternity--a centuries-old league of supersensory trained assassins pledged to carry out the unbreakable orders of fate. Their motto: Kill one, save a thousand. Now it's Wes' turn to follow in his father's footsteps and release the caged wolf that's always lurked inside of him. Killing is in Wes' blood, and he trains under Fox and a motley-but-lethal crew that includes the Fraternity's enigmatic leader, Sloan. The neophyte is forcefully pummeled into developing lightning-quick reflexes and superhuman agility. No one said becoming an assassin would be easy. The former slacker is reborn as the golden boy of the Fraternity and Wes starts to relish his new life, even exacting some best-served-cold revenge on tormentors past. But soon, the sweet taste of power sours when he realizes that the intentions of his deadly associates aren't as noble as first presented. As he wavers between newfound heroism and soul-killing vengeance, Wes will come to learn what no one--neither cold-blooded father nor steaming-hot assassin--could ever teach him: He alone controls his destiny.

TV-14

8:05 AM

Episode 1

TBS Network Preview

A backstage peek at TBS's original programs.

9:05 AM

Wrath of the Titans (DVS)

A decade after his heroic defeat of the monstrous Kraken, Perseus, the demigod son of Zeus, attempts to live a quieter life as a village fisherman and the sole parent to his 10-year old son, Helius. Meanwhile, a struggle for supremacy rages between the gods and the Titans. Dangerously weakened by humanity's lack of devotion, the gods are losing control of the imprisoned Titans and their ferocious leader, Kronos, father of the long-ruling brothers Zeus, Hades and Poseidon. The triumvirate had overthrown their powerful father long ago, leaving him to rot in the gloomy abyss of Tartarus, a dungeon that lies deep within the cavernous underworld.

TV-14

10:05 AM

Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics

Married with Children

When Peggy wins a personalized workout with TV fitness host Jim Jupiter, the healthiest man in Chicago, he sets out to change her unhealthful lifestyle but she changes his instead.

TV-PG

11:05 AM

Episode 1 (DVS)

TBS Network Preview

A backstage peek at TBS's original programs.

12:05 PM

Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

Married with Children

When a neighborhood peeping tom has taken a peek at everyone on the block except Peggy, she tries to rectify the situation by leaving milk, cookies and a ladder.

TV-PG

1:05 PM

Boy Next Door, The

When a handsome, charming teenager named Noah moves in next door, newly separated high-school teacher Claire Peterson encourages his friendship and engages in a little bit of harmless, or so she thinks, flirtation. Although Noah spends much of the time hanging out with Claire's son, the teen's attraction to her is palpable. One night, Claire gives in to temptation and lets Noah seduce her but when she tries to end the relationship, he turns violent.

TV-14

2:05 PM

Disturbia (DVS)

Kale has a life most teenagers would envy. He spends his days endlessly playing video games, surfing the net, eating junk food and watching cable. He has complete free reign of the house, and a beautiful young hottie named Ashley has just moved in next door. There's only one problem--he's not allowed to leave the house. Kale's under court-ordered house arrest for three months, and if he takes one step beyond a 100-foot perimeter of the house, his next confinement will be in a real prison. And jail cells don't have video games or cable. Life hasn't always been like this for him. A year ago, Kale and his mom and dad were a tight knit, happy family. Then his father was killed in a car accident, for which Kale feels somewhat responsible. The trauma has had long-lasting psychological effects. The once outgoing young man is now shut down and withdrawn. When an insensitive teacher brings up his father, Kale loses it and punches him out. Only the intercession of his mother kept him out of jail. Now he's going stir crazy in his own house while his mother tries to keep things together by working day and night. As the walls start to close in, Kale starts to notice the world outside. With some secondhand surveillance equipment he begins spying on his neighbors, most prominently Ashley, who soon catches on to him. To his surprise however, she becomes interested in his stakeout hobby. What starts out as a game turns deadly serious when Kale and Ashley begin to suspect that one of their neighbors may be an elusive serial killer. But who's going to believe them? It may just be their overactive imagination. Or they may have stumbled across a secret that might cost them their lives. After all, even killers have to live next-door to someone...

TV-14

3:05 PM

Now You See Me (DVS)

When four talented magicians join forces, they mesmerize an international audience with a series of daring heists that has the law scrambling to anticipate their next big crime.

TV-14

4:05 PM

Boy Next Door, The

When a handsome, charming teenager named Noah moves in next door, newly separated high-school teacher Claire Peterson encourages his friendship and engages in a little bit of harmless, or so she thinks, flirtation. Although Noah spends much of the time hanging out with Claire's son, the teen's attraction to her is palpable. One night, Claire gives in to temptation and lets Noah seduce her but when she tries to end the relationship, he turns violent.

TV-14

6:05 PM

Now You See Me (DVS)

When four talented magicians join forces, they mesmerize an international audience with a series of daring heists that has the law scrambling to anticipate their next big crime.

TV-14

7:05 PM

One with the Engagement Picture, The

Friends

Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.

TV-PG

8:05 PM

One with Ross's Library Book, The

Friends

Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.

TV-PG

9:05 PM

One with Phoebe's Cookies, The

Friends

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.

TV-PG

10:05 PM

Stakeout, The

Seinfeld

Jerry woos an ex-girlfriend's friend.

TV-PG

11:05 PM

One with Ross's Library Book, The

Friends

Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.

TV-PG

Sunday, May 27
12:05 AM

Werewolf Transformation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A change in Sheldon's routine forces him to re-evaluate his entire life, when his barber is sick. Meanwhile, Howard rethinks his decision to go into space after astronaut training.

TV-PG

1:05 AM

Transporter Malfunction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

It's a dream come true for Sheldon when he has a close encounter with his hero, Mr. Spock -- legendary sci-fi icon LEONARD NIMOY.

TV-PG

2:05 AM

Stag Convergence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard's wedding plans are in jeopardy after the guys (and Wil Wheaton) throw him a bachelor party and details of his sexual history are leaked online.

TV-PG

3:05 AM

That Backslide (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Left reeling from the error of his ways, Tray goes into a tailspin and turns to Bobby for support.

TV-MA

4:05 AM

Taye Diggs vs. Karrueche Tran & Jodie Sweetin vs. Mark McGrath

Drop the Mic

Taye Diggs and Karrueche Tran will spill all the tea when they go head-to-head on this episode of Drop The Mic. And we keep it nostalgic when Sugar Ray lead singer Mark McGrath tries to catch Full House's Jodie Sweetin slipping, but may just be shocked at the talent she's been hiding.

TV-14

5:05 AM

Stag Convergence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard's wedding plans are in jeopardy after the guys (and Wil Wheaton) throw him a bachelor party and details of his sexual history are leaked online.

TV-PG

6:05 AM

That Backslide (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Left reeling from the error of his ways, Tray goes into a tailspin and turns to Bobby for support.

TV-MA

7:05 AM

Taye Diggs vs. Karrueche Tran & Jodie Sweetin vs. Mark McGrath

Drop the Mic

Taye Diggs and Karrueche Tran will spill all the tea when they go head-to-head on this episode of Drop The Mic. And we keep it nostalgic when Sugar Ray lead singer Mark McGrath tries to catch Full House's Jodie Sweetin slipping, but may just be shocked at the talent she's been hiding.

TV-14

8:05 AM

And the Booth Babes (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline sign up for Booth Babes in order to get into a large gaming convention for free. Once inside, they discover Han's friend created video game characters based on them so they demand compensation.

TV-14

9:05 AM

Boy Next Door, The

When a handsome, charming teenager named Noah moves in next door, newly separated high-school teacher Claire Peterson encourages his friendship and engages in a little bit of harmless, or so she thinks, flirtation. Although Noah spends much of the time hanging out with Claire's son, the teen's attraction to her is palpable. One night, Claire gives in to temptation and lets Noah seduce her but when she tries to end the relationship, he turns violent.

TV-14

10:05 AM

Papa Pill

King of Queens, The

Doug learns that taking care of Arthur is not an easy task.

TV-PG

11:05 AM

Hi-Def Jam

King of Queens, The

Doug wants to watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

TV-PG

12:05 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

1:05 PM

One with the Truth About London, The

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

2:05 PM

Marlon Wayans vs. Jay Pharoah & Lindsey Vonn vs. Gus Kenworthy

Drop the Mic

Drop The Mic gets a little too real when Marlon Wayans battles Jay Pharoah in a war that cannot be erased. While an All-American showdown between Lindsey Vonn and Gus Kenworthy will leave only one rapper on the slopes.

TV-14

3:05 PM

Taye Diggs vs. Karrueche Tran & Jodie Sweetin vs. Mark McGrath

Drop the Mic

Taye Diggs and Karrueche Tran will spill all the tea when they go head-to-head on this episode of Drop The Mic. And we keep it nostalgic when Sugar Ray lead singer Mark McGrath tries to catch Full House's Jodie Sweetin slipping, but may just be shocked at the talent she's been hiding.

TV-14

4:05 PM

One with the Truth About London, The

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

5:05 PM

Marlon Wayans vs. Jay Pharoah & Lindsey Vonn vs. Gus Kenworthy

Drop the Mic

Drop The Mic gets a little too real when Marlon Wayans battles Jay Pharoah in a war that cannot be erased. While an All-American showdown between Lindsey Vonn and Gus Kenworthy will leave only one rapper on the slopes.

TV-14

6:05 PM

Hot Pursuit

Strait-laced Officer Cooper is honored and thrilled to be assigned the seemingly simple task of escorting mob wife Daniella Riva across Texas, where she and her husband will testify against a major drug lord. It's a rare day out of the property room, and the intensely enthusiastic petite policewoman vows not to let her captain down. Having already earned the unfortunate distinction of prompting her own verb within the precinct, she is determined not to Cooper it this time. However, upon meeting the dynamic Mrs. Riva-a curvaceous Colombian beauty with opinions as strong as her accent-it's clear this will be no walk in the park.

TV-14

7:05 PM

Why Did I Get Married? (DVS)

Dr. Patricia Agnew, a psychologist, has written a best seller about marriage: hers and those of three other couples who together take a week's vacation each year to ask themselves, "Why did I get married?" It's time for one of those weeks, and all four relationships are strained: Patricia and her husband Gavin have the shadow of grief between them; Terry believes that Diane has abandoned him for her work; Angela, who's built a successful business, belittles her husband Marcus, who works for her; Mike is cruel to Sheila, his religious, overweight wife. During the week, each person's secret comes out. Will these marriages survive?

TV-14

8:05 PM

How to Be Single

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

9:05 PM

Hot Pursuit

Strait-laced Officer Cooper is honored and thrilled to be assigned the seemingly simple task of escorting mob wife Daniella Riva across Texas, where she and her husband will testify against a major drug lord. It's a rare day out of the property room, and the intensely enthusiastic petite policewoman vows not to let her captain down. Having already earned the unfortunate distinction of prompting her own verb within the precinct, she is determined not to Cooper it this time. However, upon meeting the dynamic Mrs. Riva-a curvaceous Colombian beauty with opinions as strong as her accent-it's clear this will be no walk in the park.

TV-14

11:05 PM

How to Be Single

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

Monday, May 28
12:05 AM

Decoupling Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, he tries to intervene. Meanwhile, Howard is being picked on in space by the other astronauts.

TV-PG

1:05 AM

Re-Entry Minimization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard returns from space...without the welcome he wanted.

TV-PG

2:05 AM

Hanson vs. Sam Richardson & Shaggy vs. Matthew Lillard

Drop the Mic

The loveable brothers of Hanson enter the savage battlegrounds to face Veep's hilarious Sam Richardson. And it's a duel of Shaggys when Scooby-Doo's Matthew Lillard is the underdog when paired against musician Shaggy. See what we did there?

TV-14

3:05 AM

Hanson vs. Sam Richardson & Shaggy vs. Matthew Lillard

Drop the Mic

The loveable brothers of Hanson enter the savage battlegrounds to face Veep's hilarious Sam Richardson. And it's a duel of Shaggys when Scooby-Doo's Matthew Lillard is the underdog when paired against musician Shaggy. See what we did there?

TV-14

4:05 AM

Re-Entry Minimization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard returns from space...without the welcome he wanted.

TV-PG

5:05 AM

Hanson vs. Sam Richardson & Shaggy vs. Matthew Lillard

Drop the Mic

The loveable brothers of Hanson enter the savage battlegrounds to face Veep's hilarious Sam Richardson. And it's a duel of Shaggys when Scooby-Doo's Matthew Lillard is the underdog when paired against musician Shaggy. See what we did there?

TV-14

6:05 AM

Hot Pursuit

Strait-laced Officer Cooper is honored and thrilled to be assigned the seemingly simple task of escorting mob wife Daniella Riva across Texas, where she and her husband will testify against a major drug lord. It's a rare day out of the property room, and the intensely enthusiastic petite policewoman vows not to let her captain down. Having already earned the unfortunate distinction of prompting her own verb within the precinct, she is determined not to Cooper it this time. However, upon meeting the dynamic Mrs. Riva-a curvaceous Colombian beauty with opinions as strong as her accent-it's clear this will be no walk in the park.

TV-14

7:05 AM

How to Be Single

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

8:05 AM

Buck Saves the Day

Married with Children

When Al and Steve take Bud and his friends on a camping trip, Kelly sees a friendly poker game with the girls as a chance to earn money for a rock concert.

TV-PG

9:05 AM

Hot Pursuit

Strait-laced Officer Cooper is honored and thrilled to be assigned the seemingly simple task of escorting mob wife Daniella Riva across Texas, where she and her husband will testify against a major drug lord. It's a rare day out of the property room, and the intensely enthusiastic petite policewoman vows not to let her captain down. Having already earned the unfortunate distinction of prompting her own verb within the precinct, she is determined not to Cooper it this time. However, upon meeting the dynamic Mrs. Riva-a curvaceous Colombian beauty with opinions as strong as her accent-it's clear this will be no walk in the park.

TV-14

10:05 AM

Desperately Seeking Miss October

Married with Children

Al panics when Peggy sells his beloved collection of Playboy magazines to buy a good luck idol to help her win the lottery.

TV-PG

11:05 AM

One with the Cheap Wedding Dress, The

Friends

Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.

TV-PG

12:05 PM

50 First Dates (DVS)

Arctic marine life veterinarian Henry Roth has his future all mapped out. When he's not tending to the sea animals at Sea Life Park in Hawaii, he is breaking the hearts of mainland tourists in search of a vacation romance. A long-term relationship for Henry is out of the question. It would scuttle his 10-year dream of sailing to Alaska to study the underwater life of walruses. Henry is close to making his dream come true when his schooner, the Sea Serpent, suffers a mishap during a trial run, which lands him at the Hukilau Café where the regulars eye him with distrust when he sets his eyes on one of its patrons, the beautiful young Lucy Whitmore. Henry is immediately smitten with Lucy, and after a first chat with her about waffles and sea mammals, Henry finds himself more and more interested in Lucy. Ignoring his own rule about dating local girls, he makes a date to meet her for breakfast the next day. But when he arrives and makes a reference to their previous conversation, she thinks he's some kind of freak and calls for help. Lucy has no idea who he is. And Henry realizes that if he wants to win her affections, he's going to have to start over again every day for the rest of his life.

TV-14

1:05 PM

Desperately Seeking Miss October

Married with Children

Al panics when Peggy sells his beloved collection of Playboy magazines to buy a good luck idol to help her win the lottery.

TV-PG

2:05 PM

Vacation (DVS)

The next generation of Griswolds is at it again! Following in his father's footsteps and hoping for some much-needed family bonding, a grown-up Rusty Griswold surprises his wife, Debbie, and their two sons with an ill-fated cross-country trip back to America's favorite family fun park, Walley World, before it closes forever.

TV-14

3:05 PM

50 First Dates (DVS)

Arctic marine life veterinarian Henry Roth has his future all mapped out. When he's not tending to the sea animals at Sea Life Park in Hawaii, he is breaking the hearts of mainland tourists in search of a vacation romance. A long-term relationship for Henry is out of the question. It would scuttle his 10-year dream of sailing to Alaska to study the underwater life of walruses. Henry is close to making his dream come true when his schooner, the Sea Serpent, suffers a mishap during a trial run, which lands him at the Hukilau Café where the regulars eye him with distrust when he sets his eyes on one of its patrons, the beautiful young Lucy Whitmore. Henry is immediately smitten with Lucy, and after a first chat with her about waffles and sea mammals, Henry finds himself more and more interested in Lucy. Ignoring his own rule about dating local girls, he makes a date to meet her for breakfast the next day. But when he arrives and makes a reference to their previous conversation, she thinks he's some kind of freak and calls for help. Lucy has no idea who he is. And Henry realizes that if he wants to win her affections, he's going to have to start over again every day for the rest of his life.

TV-14

4:05 PM

We're the Millers (DVS)

A drug dealer creates a make-believe family in order to bring 1,400 pounds of marijuana into the U.S.

TV-14

5:05 PM

Vacation (DVS)

The next generation of Griswolds is at it again! Following in his father's footsteps and hoping for some much-needed family bonding, a grown-up Rusty Griswold surprises his wife, Debbie, and their two sons with an ill-fated cross-country trip back to America's favorite family fun park, Walley World, before it closes forever.

TV-14

7:05 PM

We're the Millers (DVS)

A drug dealer creates a make-believe family in order to bring 1,400 pounds of marijuana into the U.S.

TV-14

8:05 PM

Swipe Right (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Cousin Bobby convinces Tray to try Tinder. Tray lands a great match but realizes that he's not emotionally ready for a new relationship.

TV-MA

9:05 PM

Tray-ning Day (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Tray attempts to teach his son Shazad how to be a man.

TV-MA

10:05 PM

Bobo Beans (DVS)

Last O.G., The

After getting turned down for a job at a high-end restaurant, Tray stumbles into a position at a chain coffee shop. The twist - it's owned by Wavy, the drug dealer that Tray took the fall for.

TV-MA

11:05 PM

It's a Trap Part 1 & 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

The Trilogy comes full circle in this parody of Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of the Jedi.

TV-14

Tuesday, May 29
12:05 AM

Tray-ning Day (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Tray attempts to teach his son Shazad how to be a man.

TV-MA

1:05 AM

That Backslide (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Left reeling from the error of his ways, Tray goes into a tailspin and turns to Bobby for support.

TV-MA

2:05 AM

It's a Trap Part 1 & 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

The Trilogy comes full circle in this parody of Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of the Jedi.

TV-14

3:05 AM

Lottery Fever (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can't handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.

TV-14

4:05 AM

Episode 81133

Conan

Guests: Zach Galifianakis ,Jamie Anderson, They Might Be Giants

TV-14

5:05 AM

Daesong Heavy Industries (DVS)

American Dad

Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented "Noah's Ark."

TV-14

6:05 AM

And You Bet Your Ass (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline meets with studio writers in an effort to make her life story into a movie but she is torn when they reveal they would not portray Max in the project. Meanwhile, Max is spoiled by her new Hollywood beau.

TV-14

7:05 AM

Episode 81133

Conan

Guests: Zach Galifianakis ,Jamie Anderson, They Might Be Giants

TV-14

8:05 AM

At the Zoo

Married with Children

After couch potato in-training Steve is fired, he plays hooky from his job hunt to go to the zoo determined to save a sea turtle named Bosco.

TV-PG

9:05 AM

It's a Bundyful Life Part 2

Married with Children

When Al blows his only chance to give the family a merry Christmas, he miserably wishes he didn't exist until a not-so-angelic angel shows what life without Al but with Peggy's loving husband Norman would be like.

TV-PG

10:05 AM

Taxing Problem

Married with Children

About to be audited by the IRS, Al has to come up with a quick five grand and decides to sell Peggy's hair.

TV-PG

11:05 AM

At the Zoo

Married with Children

After couch potato in-training Steve is fired, he plays hooky from his job hunt to go to the zoo determined to save a sea turtle named Bosco.

TV-PG

12:05 PM

It's a Bundyful Life Part 2

Married with Children

When Al blows his only chance to give the family a merry Christmas, he miserably wishes he didn't exist until a not-so-angelic angel shows what life without Al but with Peggy's loving husband Norman would be like.

TV-PG

1:05 PM

Taxing Problem

Married with Children

About to be audited by the IRS, Al has to come up with a quick five grand and decides to sell Peggy's hair.

TV-PG

2:05 PM

Pony Remark, The

Seinfeld

Jerry thinks his off-the-cuff remark killed a woman.

TV-PG

3:05 PM

One with Ross & Monica's Cousin, The

Friends

Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.

TV-PG

4:05 PM

One with the Vows, The

Friends

As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.

TV-PG

5:05 PM

Pony Remark, The

Seinfeld

Jerry thinks his off-the-cuff remark killed a woman.

TV-PG

6:05 PM

One with Ross & Monica's Cousin, The

Friends

Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.

TV-PG

7:05 PM

One with the Vows, The

Friends

As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.

TV-PG

8:05 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 1, The

Friends

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

TV-PG

9:05 PM

One After "I Do", The

Friends

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

TV-PG

10:05 PM

One Where Rachel Tells..., The

Friends

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

TV-14

11:05 PM

Holographic Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang celebrates Halloween at Stuart's comic book store. Meanwhile Leonard and Penny discover a new spark in their relationship when he seduces her with science.

TV-PG

Wednesday, May 30
12:05 AM

Habitation Configuration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Bernadette pressures Howard to move out of his mother's house, while Sheldon finds himself caught in the middle of a fight between Amy and Wil Wheaton.

TV-PG

1:05 AM

Parking Spot Escalation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon & Howard battle over an assigned parking spot.

TV-14

2:05 AM

Holographic Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang celebrates Halloween at Stuart's comic book store. Meanwhile Leonard and Penny discover a new spark in their relationship when he seduces her with science.

TV-PG

3:05 AM

Habitation Configuration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Bernadette pressures Howard to move out of his mother's house, while Sheldon finds himself caught in the middle of a fight between Amy and Wil Wheaton.

TV-PG

4:05 AM

Episode 81134

Conan

Guests: Heather Graham, Gad Elmaleh, Sofi Tukker

TV-14

5:05 AM

Paid in Full (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Flashback episode of the entire day leading up to Tray's arrest that culminates in present day Tray deciding to pay Wavy back for the years he lost.

TV-MA

6:05 AM

Cabin

New Girl

Jess invites Nick and Angie to spend a couples' weekend with her and Sam. Once there, however, she quickly discovers that two's company and four's a crowd. Meanwhile, Winston tries to teach Schmidt about race relations.

TV-14

7:05 AM

Episode 81134

Conan

Guests: Heather Graham, Gad Elmaleh, Sofi Tukker

TV-14

8:05 AM

Halloween

New Girl

Jess gets a job as a zombie at a haunted house but is more frightened of her changing feelings towards Sam. Schmidt and Cece are unfortunately perfectly matched in the costumes they're wearing, while Winston and Shelby are worlds apart in theirs. Nick gets a visit from a former college crush who shows her affection in a scary way.

TV-14

9:05 AM

Cabin

New Girl

Jess invites Nick and Angie to spend a couples' weekend with her and Sam. Once there, however, she quickly discovers that two's company and four's a crowd. Meanwhile, Winston tries to teach Schmidt about race relations.

TV-14

10:05 AM

And the Show Don't Tell (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls go to see Martin perform in a prison musical, where they tell him they plan to open a dessert bar with Caroline's money.

TV-14

11:05 AM

We'll Follow the Sun

Married with Children

Al's plans for a family road trip come to a screeching halt when the Bundys get caught in Labor Day traffic.

TV-PG

12:05 PM

Peggy Made a Little Lamb

Married with Children

Peggy is shocked to discover that she never graduated from high school and needing one additional course to get her diploma, joins Kelly's home economics class.

TV-PG

1:05 PM

Agony of Defeet, The

Married with Children

While an ecstatic Al prepares to judge a beauty contest, Marcy awakens on the Bundy couch next to a lipstick-smeared Bud and fears the worst.

TV-PG

2:05 PM

Jacket, The

Seinfeld

Jerry loves an expensive suede jacket until he buys it.

TV-PG

3:05 PM

One with the Videotape, The

Friends

Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.

TV-PG

4:05 PM

One with the Stain, The

Friends

Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.

TV-PG

5:05 PM

Jacket, The

Seinfeld

Jerry loves an expensive suede jacket until he buys it.

TV-PG

6:05 PM

One with the Videotape, The

Friends

Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.

TV-PG

7:05 PM

One with the Stain, The

Friends

Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.

TV-PG

8:05 PM

One with Monica's Boots, The

Friends

Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.

TV-PG

9:05 PM

One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, The

Friends

Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.

TV-PG

10:05 PM

One Where Joey Tells Rachel, The

Friends

Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.

TV-PG

11:05 PM

Bakersfield Expedition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard's car is stolen when the guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield, dressed as Star Trek characters.

TV-PG

Thursday, May 31
12:05 AM

Spoiler Alert Segmentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon and Leonard fight, it affects Penny and Amy's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Raj takes care of Mrs. Wolowitz while Howard is away.

TV-14

1:05 AM

Monster Isolation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj vows never to leave his apartment after a horrible date.

TV-PG

2:05 AM

May 30, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

TV-MA

3:05 AM

Spoiler Alert Segmentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon and Leonard fight, it affects Penny and Amy's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Raj takes care of Mrs. Wolowitz while Howard is away.

TV-14

4:05 AM

Episode 81135

Conan

Guests: Kevin Hart, Nash Edgerton

TV-14

5:05 AM

May 30, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

TV-MA

6:05 AM

Acceptance

People of Earth

Ozzie helps Richard face his broken marriage. Yvonne and Gerry investigate a mysterious cover up. Meanwhile, Jonathan Walsh delivers some upsetting news to Jeff and Don.

TV-MA

7:05 AM

Episode 81135

Conan

Guests: Kevin Hart, Nash Edgerton

TV-14

8:05 AM

Unnatural, The

Married with Children

Al's pride is on the line when his softball team threatens to bench him right before the league championship.

TV-PG

9:05 AM

Kelly Bounces Back

Married with Children

When Al insists that Kelly get a job, she enrolls in modeling school, at Al's expense, and sets her sights on becoming a car showroom model.

TV-PG

10:05 AM

Wabbit Season

Married with Children

A stressed-out Al takes up gardening for relaxation but ends up battling a pesky rabbit.

TV-PG

11:05 AM

Unnatural, The

Married with Children

Al's pride is on the line when his softball team threatens to bench him right before the league championship.

TV-PG

12:05 PM

Kelly Bounces Back

Married with Children

When Al insists that Kelly get a job, she enrolls in modeling school, at Al's expense, and sets her sights on becoming a car showroom model.

TV-PG

1:05 PM

Wabbit Season

Married with Children

A stressed-out Al takes up gardening for relaxation but ends up battling a pesky rabbit.

TV-PG

2:05 PM

Apartment, The

Seinfeld

Jerry regrets encouraging Elaine to move into his building.

TV-PG

3:05 PM

One with the Tea Leaves, The

Friends

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

TV-PG

4:05 PM

One with Joey's Interview, The

Friends

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

TV-PG

5:05 PM

Apartment, The

Seinfeld

Jerry regrets encouraging Elaine to move into his building.

TV-PG

6:05 PM

One with the Tea Leaves, The

Friends

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

TV-PG

7:05 PM

One with Joey's Interview, The

Friends

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

TV-PG

8:05 PM

One with the Cooking Class, The

Friends

A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.

TV-PG

9:05 PM

One Where Rachel Has a Baby Part 1, The

Friends

The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.

TV-PG

10:05 PM

One Where No One Proposes, The

Friends

Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed.

TV-PG

11:05 PM

Heart Attack, The

Seinfeld

George thinks he's having a heart attack.

TV-PG

Friday, Jun 1
12:06 AM

Deal, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine mull intimacy but without commitment.

TV-PG

1:06 AM

Guy, Robot (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian decides to do stand up comedy, but when his set begins to tank, he starts stealing Stewie's Twitter material.

TV-14

2:06 AM

Heart Attack, The

Seinfeld

George thinks he's having a heart attack.

TV-PG

3:06 AM

Deal, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine mull intimacy but without commitment.

TV-PG

4:06 AM

Episode 81136

Conan

Guests: Martin Short, Natalie Zea, Michael Longfellow

TV-14

5:06 AM

Bureau, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Capt. Holt enlists an old friend in the FBI for help with a difficult heist. Terry and Gina find out there's an information leak in the Nine-Nine.

TV-14

6:06 AM

Coral Palms Part 1 (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Part 1 of 3. In the 4th season premiere, Jake and Holt continue their new lives in Florida under the Witness Protection Program, while Jimmy remains at large, but their identities may be revealed after a video of the pair goes viral.

TV-14

7:06 AM

Episode 81136

Conan

Guests: Martin Short, Natalie Zea, Michael Longfellow

TV-14

8:06 AM

Bureau, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Capt. Holt enlists an old friend in the FBI for help with a difficult heist. Terry and Gina find out there's an information leak in the Nine-Nine.

TV-14

9:06 AM

Coral Palms Part 1 (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Part 1 of 3. In the 4th season premiere, Jake and Holt continue their new lives in Florida under the Witness Protection Program, while Jimmy remains at large, but their identities may be revealed after a video of the pair goes viral.

TV-14

10:06 AM

All-Night Security Dude

Married with Children

When the shoe store temporarily gives Al the boot, he takes a job as Polk High's night security guard. But when his prized football trophy is stolen, he comes face to face with his high school rival, Spare Tire Dixon, who wants to even the score.

TV-PG

11:06 AM

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

Married with Children

Peg and Al must decide whether to give their last hundred dollars to Bud, who's been selected a top teen and invited to go to the White House and meet the President, or to Kelly, who has a chance to become Miss Weenie Tot and win a year's supply of Al's favorite treat.

TV-PG

12:06 PM

Female Problems

King of Queens, The

Carrie befriends a new neighbor; Doug feels left out.

TV-PG

1:06 PM

All-Night Security Dude

Married with Children

When the shoe store temporarily gives Al the boot, he takes a job as Polk High's night security guard. But when his prized football trophy is stolen, he comes face to face with his high school rival, Spare Tire Dixon, who wants to even the score.

TV-PG

2:06 PM

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

Married with Children

Peg and Al must decide whether to give their last hundred dollars to Bud, who's been selected a top teen and invited to go to the White House and meet the President, or to Kelly, who has a chance to become Miss Weenie Tot and win a year's supply of Al's favorite treat.

TV-PG

3:06 PM

Female Problems

King of Queens, The

Carrie befriends a new neighbor; Doug feels left out.

TV-PG

4:06 PM

Parent Trapped

King of Queens, The

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel stand.

TV-PG

5:06 PM

Truth, The

Seinfeld

A woman (Valerie Mahaffey) wants to know why George doesn't want to see her.

TV-PG

6:06 PM

One Where Emma Cries, The

Friends

Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.

TV-PG

7:06 PM

One with the Sharks, The

Friends

Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks.

TV-14

8:06 PM

N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)

American Dad

Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

TV-14

9:06 PM

Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam

American Dad

Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.

TV-14

10:06 PM

One with Phoebe's Rats, The

Friends

Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party; Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny; Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.

TV-PG

11:06 PM

N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)

American Dad

Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

TV-14

Saturday, Jun 2
12:06 AM

Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam

American Dad

Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.

TV-14

1:06 AM

Peter's Sister (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter's estranged sister Karen shows up to the Griffin family's Thanksgiving dinner, and Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire realize she is the famous wrestler, Heavy Flo.

TV-14

2:06 AM

Jungle Book, The (DVS)

Raised by a family of wolves since birth, Mowgli must leave the only home he's ever known when the fearsome tiger Shere Khan unleashes his mighty roar. Guided by a no-nonsense panther and a free-spirited bear, the young boy meets an array of jungle animals, including a slithery python and a smooth-talking ape. Along the way, Mowgli learns valuable life lessons as his epic journey of self-discovery leads to fun and adventure.

TV-PG

3:06 AM

Street Fighter Invitational Group A

ELEAGUE

We kick off the tournament with Group A, and what a group! Evo Champion Tokido and Capcom Cup winner Mena RD will inevitably face off again in the rematch the world is waiting for.

4:06 AM

Shrek the Third (DVS)

Being king isn't for everyone--especially if you're a prickly ogre who smells like the shallow end of a swamp. When Shrek married Fiona, the last thing he wanted was to rule Far Far Away, but when his frogger-in-law, King Harold, suddenly croaks, Shrek is quickly fitted for the crown. Now, unless the reluctant would-be king can find a suitable replacement, he'll be royally screwed for the rest of his days. As if Shrek didn't have enough on his plate, Princess Fiona has another little surprise on the way. With his head spinning and his belly in knots, Shrek sets off on a quest to find the only other possible heir to the throne, Fiona's long-lost cousin Artie, an underachieving medieval high schooler. While the ogre is away, his old nemesis Prince Charming rears his handsome head and returns to the kingdom of Far Far Away with redemption on his shallow little mind. Even with Donkey and the ever-so-suave Puss-in-Boots by their side, it's going to take an ogre-sized effort--and a whole lot of help from Fiona and her band of princesses--for Shrek and Artie to save the day and find their own "Happily Ever After."

TV-PG

5:06 AM

Kick-Ass

Using his love for comics as inspiration, teenager Dave Lizewski decides to reinvent himself as a superhero despite a complete lack of special powers. Dave dons a costume, dubs himself Kick-Ass and gets to work fighting crime. He joins forces with the father and daughter vigilante team of Big Daddy and Hit Girl. Then, he befriends another fledgling crime-fighter called Red Mist but a scheming mobster soon puts their alliance to the test.

TV-14

6:06 AM

Street Fighter Invitational Group A

ELEAGUE

We kick off the tournament with Group A, and what a group! Evo Champion Tokido and Capcom Cup winner Mena RD will inevitably face off again in the rematch the world is waiting for.

7:06 AM

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

Music manager Dave is not only enjoying a burgeoning career but a blossoming romance with Samantha, a beautiful doctor who works in the emergency room. Through a series of misunderstandings, the chipmunks start to believe that a marriage proposal is on the horizon. Dreading the thought of an antagonistic stepbrother, Alvin, Theodore and Simon embark on a cross-country odyssey to prevent their best pal from ruining their lives.

TV-PG

8:06 AM

Kick-Ass

Using his love for comics as inspiration, teenager Dave Lizewski decides to reinvent himself as a superhero despite a complete lack of special powers. Dave dons a costume, dubs himself Kick-Ass and gets to work fighting crime. He joins forces with the father and daughter vigilante team of Big Daddy and Hit Girl. Then, he befriends another fledgling crime-fighter called Red Mist but a scheming mobster soon puts their alliance to the test.

TV-14

9:06 AM

You Better Shop Around Part 1

Married with Children

In the first of a two-part episode, after Al buys a shoddy air conditioner and causes a neighborhood blackout, the Bundys seek refuge from the heat and their infuriated neighbors by taking up residence in their local supermarket.

TV-PG

10:06 AM

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

Music manager Dave is not only enjoying a burgeoning career but a blossoming romance with Samantha, a beautiful doctor who works in the emergency room. Through a series of misunderstandings, the chipmunks start to believe that a marriage proposal is on the horizon. Dreading the thought of an antagonistic stepbrother, Alvin, Theodore and Simon embark on a cross-country odyssey to prevent their best pal from ruining their lives.

TV-PG

11:06 AM

Route 666 Part 2

Married with Children

The California Coast will have to wait when, stranded in a ghost town, the Bundys and the D'Arcys catch gold fever and become wary mining partners.

TV-PG

12:06 PM

You Better Shop Around Part 1

Married with Children

In the first of a two-part episode, after Al buys a shoddy air conditioner and causes a neighborhood blackout, the Bundys seek refuge from the heat and their infuriated neighbors by taking up residence in their local supermarket.

TV-PG

1:06 PM

You Better Shop Around Part 2

Married with Children

When the Bundys are evicted from the supermarket where they've taken up temporary residence, Al inadvertently becomes their one millionth customer; but Marcy claims otherwise.

TV-PG

2:06 PM

Route 666 Part 2

Married with Children

The California Coast will have to wait when, stranded in a ghost town, the Bundys and the D'Arcys catch gold fever and become wary mining partners.

TV-PG

3:06 PM

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

Music manager Dave is not only enjoying a burgeoning career but a blossoming romance with Samantha, a beautiful doctor who works in the emergency room. Through a series of misunderstandings, the chipmunks start to believe that a marriage proposal is on the horizon. Dreading the thought of an antagonistic stepbrother, Alvin, Theodore and Simon embark on a cross-country odyssey to prevent their best pal from ruining their lives.

TV-PG

4:06 PM

Easy A

Olive, an average high school student, sees her below-the-radar existence turn around overnight once she decides to use the school's gossip grapevine to advance her social standing. Now, her classmates are turning against her and the school board is becoming concerned, including her favorite teacher and the distracted guidance counselor. With the support of her idiosyncratic parents and a little help from a long-time crush, Olive attempts to take on her notorious new identity and crush the rumor mill once and for all.

TV-14

5:06 PM

Shrek the Third (DVS)

Being king isn't for everyone--especially if you're a prickly ogre who smells like the shallow end of a swamp. When Shrek married Fiona, the last thing he wanted was to rule Far Far Away, but when his frogger-in-law, King Harold, suddenly croaks, Shrek is quickly fitted for the crown. Now, unless the reluctant would-be king can find a suitable replacement, he'll be royally screwed for the rest of his days. As if Shrek didn't have enough on his plate, Princess Fiona has another little surprise on the way. With his head spinning and his belly in knots, Shrek sets off on a quest to find the only other possible heir to the throne, Fiona's long-lost cousin Artie, an underachieving medieval high schooler. While the ogre is away, his old nemesis Prince Charming rears his handsome head and returns to the kingdom of Far Far Away with redemption on his shallow little mind. Even with Donkey and the ever-so-suave Puss-in-Boots by their side, it's going to take an ogre-sized effort--and a whole lot of help from Fiona and her band of princesses--for Shrek and Artie to save the day and find their own "Happily Ever After."

TV-PG

6:06 PM

One Where Monica Sings, The

Friends

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

TV-PG

7:06 PM

One with the Mugging, The

Friends

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

TV-PG

8:06 PM

One with the Memorial Service, The

Friends

Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.

TV-PG

9:06 PM

One Where Monica Sings, The

Friends

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

TV-PG

10:06 PM

Pen, The

Seinfeld

Jerry accepts a gift his parents wanted him to refuse.

TV-PG

11:06 PM

One with the Memorial Service, The

Friends

Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.

TV-PG

Sunday, Jun 3
12:06 AM

One with Rachel's Dream, The

Friends

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

TV-PG

1:06 AM

Pen, The

Seinfeld

Jerry accepts a gift his parents wanted him to refuse.

TV-PG

2:06 AM

Proton Resurgence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton (guest star BOB NEWHART), the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. Raj leaves his dog with Howard and Bernadette.

TV-PG

3:06 AM

Paid in Full (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Flashback episode of the entire day leading up to Tray's arrest that culminates in present day Tray deciding to pay Wavy back for the years he lost.

TV-MA

4:06 AM

Hanson vs. Sam Richardson & Shaggy vs. Matthew Lillard

Drop the Mic

The loveable brothers of Hanson enter the savage battlegrounds to face Veep's hilarious Sam Richardson. And it's a duel of Shaggys when Scooby-Doo's Matthew Lillard is the underdog when paired against musician Shaggy. See what we did there?

TV-14

5:06 AM

Proton Resurgence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton (guest star BOB NEWHART), the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. Raj leaves his dog with Howard and Bernadette.

TV-PG

6:06 AM

Paid in Full (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Flashback episode of the entire day leading up to Tray's arrest that culminates in present day Tray deciding to pay Wavy back for the years he lost.

TV-MA

7:06 AM

Hanson vs. Sam Richardson & Shaggy vs. Matthew Lillard

Drop the Mic

The loveable brothers of Hanson enter the savage battlegrounds to face Veep's hilarious Sam Richardson. And it's a duel of Shaggys when Scooby-Doo's Matthew Lillard is the underdog when paired against musician Shaggy. See what we did there?

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8:06 AM

Episode 1 (DVS)

TBS Network Preview

A backstage peek at TBS's original programs.

9:06 AM

Bigger Person, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert tries to play peacemaker between Marie and Debra.

TV-PG

10:06 AM

Horizontal Hold

King of Queens, The

Carrie begins to question her relationship with Doug.

TV-PG

11:06 AM

Episode 1

TBS Network Preview

A backstage peek at TBS's original programs.

12:06 PM

Bigger Person, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert tries to play peacemaker between Marie and Debra.

TV-PG

1:06 PM

Horizontal Hold

King of Queens, The

Carrie begins to question her relationship with Doug.

TV-PG

2:06 PM

Night Shift, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

A crossover event that concludes on "New Girl" begins with Jake enlisting Jess' help with a case during her visit to New York. Meanwhile, Holt researches methods to improve office morale; and Amy wonders why Rosa takes such long breaks.

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3:06 PM

Monster in the Closet (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Rosa and Pimento decide to get married, leading the whole squad to prep for their wedding under Amy's direction. Meanwhile, Jake and Gina struggle in their search for Pimento's grandmother's ruby earrings.

TV-14

4:06 PM

One in Barbados Part 2, The

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

5:06 PM

Night Shift, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

A crossover event that concludes on "New Girl" begins with Jake enlisting Jess' help with a case during her visit to New York. Meanwhile, Holt researches methods to improve office morale; and Amy wonders why Rosa takes such long breaks.

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6:06 PM

Jungle Book, The (DVS)

Raised by a family of wolves since birth, Mowgli must leave the only home he's ever known when the fearsome tiger Shere Khan unleashes his mighty roar. Guided by a no-nonsense panther and a free-spirited bear, the young boy meets an array of jungle animals, including a slithery python and a smooth-talking ape. Along the way, Mowgli learns valuable life lessons as his epic journey of self-discovery leads to fun and adventure.

TV-PG

7:06 PM

Oz: The Great and Powerful (DVS)

When Oscar Diggs, a small-time circus magician with dubious ethics, is hurled from dusty Kansas to the vibrant Land of Oz, he thinks that fame and fortune are his for the taking, that is until he meets three witches, Theodora, Evanora and Glinda, who are not convinced he is the great wizard everyone has been expecting. Reluctantly drawn into the enormous problems facing the Land of Oz and its inhabitants, Oscar must find out who is good and who is evil before it is too late. Putting his magical arts to use through illusion, ingenuity and even a bit of wizardry, Oscar transforms himself not only into the great and powerful Wizard of Oz but into a better man as well.

TV-PG

8:06 PM

Cinderella (DVS)

After her father unexpectedly dies, young Ella finds herself at the mercy of her cruel stepmother and stepsisters, who reduce her to scullery maid. Despite her circumstances, she refuses to despair. An invitation to a palace ball gives Ella hope that she might reunite with the dashing stranger she met in the woods, but her stepmother prevents her from going. Help arrives in the form of a kindly beggar woman who has a magic touch for ordinary things.

TV-PG

9:06 PM

Jungle Book, The (DVS)

Raised by a family of wolves since birth, Mowgli must leave the only home he's ever known when the fearsome tiger Shere Khan unleashes his mighty roar. Guided by a no-nonsense panther and a free-spirited bear, the young boy meets an array of jungle animals, including a slithery python and a smooth-talking ape. Along the way, Mowgli learns valuable life lessons as his epic journey of self-discovery leads to fun and adventure.

TV-PG

11:06 PM

Cinderella (DVS)

After her father unexpectedly dies, young Ella finds herself at the mercy of her cruel stepmother and stepsisters, who reduce her to scullery maid. Despite her circumstances, she refuses to despair. An invitation to a palace ball gives Ella hope that she might reunite with the dashing stranger she met in the woods, but her stepmother prevents her from going. Help arrives in the form of a kindly beggar woman who has a magic touch for ordinary things.

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Monday, Jun 4
12:06 AM

Deception Verification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard returns from the North Sea expedition and finds things chilly between him and Sheldon, while Howard's relationship with his mother opens the door to questions about his masculinity.

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1:06 AM

Raiders Minimization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is fit to be tied when Amy ruins one of his favorite adventure films, while Leonard finds the key to getting Penny to do his bidding, and Raj & Stuart get creative with their online-dating profiles.

TV-PG

2:06 AM

Michael K. Williams vs. Trevor Jackson & James Corden vs. Dr. Phil

Drop the Mic

We keep it Superfly when Michael K. Williams (The Wire) battles Trevor Jackson (Grown-ish), while James Corden puts his losing streak on the line against a man whose name is synonymous with rap battles: Dr. Phil.

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3:06 AM

Michael K. Williams vs. Trevor Jackson & James Corden vs. Dr. Phil

Drop the Mic

We keep it Superfly when Michael K. Williams (The Wire) battles Trevor Jackson (Grown-ish), while James Corden puts his losing streak on the line against a man whose name is synonymous with rap battles: Dr. Phil.

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4:06 AM

Raiders Minimization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is fit to be tied when Amy ruins one of his favorite adventure films, while Leonard finds the key to getting Penny to do his bidding, and Raj & Stuart get creative with their online-dating profiles.

TV-PG

5:06 AM

Michael K. Williams vs. Trevor Jackson & James Corden vs. Dr. Phil

Drop the Mic

We keep it Superfly when Michael K. Williams (The Wire) battles Trevor Jackson (Grown-ish), while James Corden puts his losing streak on the line against a man whose name is synonymous with rap battles: Dr. Phil.

TV-14

6:06 AM

Michael K. Williams vs. Trevor Jackson & James Corden vs. Dr. Phil

Drop the Mic

We keep it Superfly when Michael K. Williams (The Wire) battles Trevor Jackson (Grown-ish), while James Corden puts his losing streak on the line against a man whose name is synonymous with rap battles: Dr. Phil.

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7:06 AM

American Ultra

A sleeper agent created by the CIA has just been targeted for termination.

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8:06 AM

Date Night

Dragged down by the daily grind, suburbanites Phil and Claire try to invigorate their marriage by visiting a trendy Manhattan bistro. They get more than romance when mistaken identity hurtles them into an incredible adventure involving corrupt cops, a mob boss and a crazy cab driver.

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9:06 AM

Blades of Glory (DVS)

Perhaps nowhere in sports is the marriage of athleticism and grace more evident than in the arena of world champion pairs figure skating--the lifts, the jumps, the routines. It's an elegant world, a rarefied universe, a noble place populated by the crème de la crème of skating elite. Well, it used to be. When the macho, swaggering Chazz Michael Michaels takes to the rink, he is the rock star of the arena, leaving a trail of thrashed ice and shrieking female fans in his wake. The only competitor who can match Michaels' scores is the driven former child prodigy, Jimmy MacElroy. Spotted as a youth executing triple lutzes on the frozen pond of an orphanage, MacElroy was whisked away to days of endless training, and now stands as the picture of poise, the personification of the highest ideals of the men's sport. Michaels and MacElroy have met in finals rounds before, but their latest head-to-head at the World Championships--when they tie for first--is more than either one can bear, and their longstanding rivalry erupts into a no-holds-barred fight. The ensuing brawl not only sets fire to the World Championship's helpless mascot, but lands both athletes in hot water: Chazz and Jimmy are called before the sport's governing board, stripped of their gold medals and banned from the sport for life. Now, three-and-a-half years later, both men are still trying to find their way in a world without competitive skating. Michaels has devolved into a drunken party machine, skating as a costumed evil wizard in a kiddie ice review, and MacElroy has been banished to the shoe department of a chain sporting goods store. But then, inspiration (in the form of an over-friendly, former stalker of Jimmy's) strikes, and a loophole emerges. To skate again, all Chazz and Jimmy have to do is set aside their long festering hatred of one another and join forces--as the first male/male figure skating pair to compete in the history of the sport.

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10:06 AM

She's Having My Baby Part 1

Married with Children

Marcy excitedly announces she's pregnant but Al's glee at Jefferson's misfortune turns to horror when Peg breaks the news that she too has a little Bundy in the oven.

TV-PG

11:06 AM

If Al Had a Hammer

Married with Children

Al, seeking refuge from all forms of women, pregnant or otherwise, decides to build a clubhouse where he can get away from it all, but it's soon overrun by other desperate fathers-to-be.

TV-PG

12:06 PM

One Where Ross Is Fine, The

Friends

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

TV-PG

1:06 PM

She's Having My Baby Part 1

Married with Children

Marcy excitedly announces she's pregnant but Al's glee at Jefferson's misfortune turns to horror when Peg breaks the news that she too has a little Bundy in the oven.

TV-PG

2:06 PM

If Al Had a Hammer

Married with Children

Al, seeking refuge from all forms of women, pregnant or otherwise, decides to build a clubhouse where he can get away from it all, but it's soon overrun by other desperate fathers-to-be.

TV-PG

3:06 PM

One Where Ross Is Fine, The

Friends

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

TV-PG

4:06 PM

Brown Magic

Cleveland Show, The

Cleveland and Rallo's "ventriloquist" act is a big hit - until Rallo tires of Cleveland taking all the credit for its success.

TV-14

5:06 PM

Stan-Dan Deliver

American Dad

Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.

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6:06 PM

Two Hundred, The

American Dad

Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as The Two Hundred has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.

TV-14

7:06 PM

Brown Magic

Cleveland Show, The

Cleveland and Rallo's "ventriloquist" act is a big hit - until Rallo tires of Cleveland taking all the credit for its success.

TV-14

8:06 PM

Stan-Dan Deliver

American Dad

Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.

TV-14

9:06 PM

Two Hundred, The

American Dad

Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as The Two Hundred has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.

TV-14

10:06 PM

Millie-Churian Candidate, The

Bob's Burgers

Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy Junior's class president campaign in order to keep Millie from winning, and ruining the school. Meanwhile, Bob becomes obsessed with a knife after talking himself into buying it for $300.

TV-PG

11:06 PM

Li'l Hard Dad

Bob's Burgers

Bob becomes obsessed with his new automatic helicopter. When it falls apart for no reason, he demands a refund and ends up in a dispute with the manufacturer. Gene assists Bob in his quest but things quickly get out of hand and end in a crazy helicopter battle. Meanwhile, Louise and Linda help Tina prepare for her oral book report.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Jun 5
12:06 AM

Stewie Goes for a Drive (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter befriends actor Ryan Reynolds until he discovers that Reynolds may be attracted to him, and Stewie leaves home after Brian figures out that he wrecked Brian's car.

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1:06 AM

Thanksgiving (DVS)

Family Guy

Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up.

TV-14

2:06 AM

Cool Hand Peter (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On the way there, the men earn a one-way ticket to jail. But when they decide to make a run for it, Joe's quick planning and Peter's seductive ways help them escape. Meanwhile, Lois spends some quality time with the girls and they engage in childish antics.

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3:06 AM

Quagmire and Meg (DVS)

Family Guy

When Meg turns 18, Peter and Lois attempt to keep Quagmire from seducing their daughter.

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4:06 AM

Episode 81174 (DVS)

Conan

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5:06 AM

And the Two Openings: Part 1 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Part 1 of 2. Max and Caroline put the finishing touches on their newly converted Dessert Bar. Meanwhile, Max deals with the aftermath of her breakup with Randy; and Sophie and Oleg prepare for the birth of their baby.

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6:06 AM

And the 80's Movie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's plans to attract upscale clients to their dessert bar go awry when members of an arm-wrestling team become regulars. Meanwhile, Oleg ghost writes sexy messages for Max to send to Randy.

TV-14

7:06 AM

Episode 81174

Conan

TV-14

8:06 AM

And the Two Openings: Part 1 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Part 1 of 2. Max and Caroline put the finishing touches on their newly converted Dessert Bar. Meanwhile, Max deals with the aftermath of her breakup with Randy; and Sophie and Oleg prepare for the birth of their baby.

TV-14

9:06 AM

And the 80's Movie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's plans to attract upscale clients to their dessert bar go awry when members of an arm-wrestling team become regulars. Meanwhile, Oleg ghost writes sexy messages for Max to send to Randy.

TV-14

10:06 AM

Cheese, Cues and Blood

Married with Children

Lusting for a thousand dollar dress to wear to the Miss Cheese competition, Kelly decides to earn the money the old-fashioned way by hustling pool.

TV-PG

11:06 AM

Buck Has a Belly Ache

Married with Children

When Al and the kids are preoccupied with a seemingly sick Buck, Peg, feeling neglected, returns home to her kin in Wanker County for a little TLC.

TV-PG

12:06 PM

Dire Strayts

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone (``Everybody Loves Raymond'') to dinner; Doug gets stuck in the attic.

TV-PG

1:06 PM

Tube Stakes

King of Queens, The

Doug's big screen television is stolen when Carrie accidentally leaves the garage door open.

TV-PG

2:06 PM

Cafe, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to help the owner of a deserted neighborhood cafe.

TV-PG

3:06 PM

Dire Strayts

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone (``Everybody Loves Raymond'') to dinner; Doug gets stuck in the attic.

TV-PG

4:06 PM

Tube Stakes

King of Queens, The

Doug's big screen television is stolen when Carrie accidentally leaves the garage door open.

TV-PG

5:06 PM

Cafe, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to help the owner of a deserted neighborhood cafe.

TV-PG

6:06 PM

One Where Chandler Gets Caught, The

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.

TV-PG

7:06 PM

One with Phoebe's Wedding, The

Friends

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

TV-PG

8:06 PM

Threat Levels

American Dad

After a near-death scare involving a CIA bio-toxin, Francine decides to start a job as a realtor...making more money than Stan. Also, bumfighting!

TV-14

9:06 PM

Francine's Flashback

American Dad

When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 20 hours of Francine's memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 20 years. Francine, having reverted to her wild child days, moves into her old apartment with Hayley as a roommate, and ends up going to a festival with Hayley's boyfriend.

TV-14

10:06 PM

Last One Part 2, The

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

11:06 PM

Threat Levels

American Dad

After a near-death scare involving a CIA bio-toxin, Francine decides to start a job as a realtor...making more money than Stan. Also, bumfighting!

TV-14

Wednesday, Jun 6
12:06 AM

Francine's Flashback

American Dad

When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 20 hours of Francine's memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 20 years. Francine, having reverted to her wild child days, moves into her old apartment with Hayley as a roommate, and ends up going to a festival with Hayley's boyfriend.

TV-14

1:06 AM

Peanut Butter Kid, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Stressed about their poor finances, Lois and Peter try to find a way to save money for Stewie's college fund. Peter buys a metal detector to search for expensive metals on the beach.

TV-14

2:06 AM

Clemenza (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Tray enlists the halfway house gang to try and take Wavy out before coming to the realization that Wavy isn't the one to blame for his arrest.

TV-MA

3:06 AM

Itchy Brain Simulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard fails to stop Sheldon from overreacting after a past slight comes to light, and as punishment Leonard must walk a mile in Sheldon's shoes. Meanwhile, Penny has a run-in with Raj's former girlfriend Lucy.

TV-PG

4:06 AM

Episode 81175 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:06 AM

Clemenza (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Tray enlists the halfway house gang to try and take Wavy out before coming to the realization that Wavy isn't the one to blame for his arrest.

TV-MA

6:06 AM

Table 34 (DVS)

New Girl

The gang attends a dating convention, where Cece hopes to find a prospective husband even as Schmidt hopes to win her back. Meanwhile, Winston's mojo returns, and Jess and Nick get put in a compromising position in front of Dr. Sam.

TV-14

7:06 AM

Episode 81175 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:06 AM

Pepperwood

New Girl

When Nick is convinced that one of Jess' students is hiding a nefarious secret, he goes undercover in her adult night school class. Meanwhile, Winston has an embarrassing encounter with Cece, causing an examination of all the loft-mate's peculiarities.

TV-14

9:06 AM

Table 34 (DVS)

New Girl

The gang attends a dating convention, where Cece hopes to find a prospective husband even as Schmidt hopes to win her back. Meanwhile, Winston's mojo returns, and Jess and Nick get put in a compromising position in front of Dr. Sam.

TV-14

10:06 AM

And the College Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max gives Caroline the college party she never had when they are invited to speak at Caroline's alma mater, the University of Pennsylvania, about their business. Meanwhile, Oleg's attempts to bond with baby Barbara are rebuffed by a possessive Sophie; and Han practices his magic tricks with a reluctant Earl as his assistant.

TV-14

11:06 AM

And the Sophie Doll (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls take a bartending class in order to add cocktails to their dessert bar menu, but Caroline is forced to take the class exam alone when Max gets chicken pox from Han. Meanwhile, Sophie introduces a creepy lookalike video monitor doll to keep tabs on baby Barbara, which unsettles everyone.

TV-14

12:06 PM

Get Away

King of Queens, The

On a weekend trip, Doug and Carrie discover that Deacon and Kelly have a much more active sex life.

TV-PG

1:06 PM

I, Candy

King of Queens, The

Doug's self-esteem gets a boost when a waitress flirts with him.

TV-PG

2:06 PM

Alternate Side, The

Seinfeld

Elaine dumps a 66-year-old, who then has a heart attack.

TV-PG

3:06 PM

Get Away

King of Queens, The

On a weekend trip, Doug and Carrie discover that Deacon and Kelly have a much more active sex life.

TV-PG

4:06 PM

I, Candy

King of Queens, The

Doug's self-esteem gets a boost when a waitress flirts with him.

TV-PG

5:06 PM

Alternate Side, The

Seinfeld

Elaine dumps a 66-year-old, who then has a heart attack.

TV-PG

6:06 PM

Pilot

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

7:06 PM

One with the Thumb, The

Friends

The group loves Monica's new boyfriend; Chandler resumes smoking; and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.

TV-PG

8:06 PM

Homeland Insecurity

American Dad

Francine decides to throw a block party to get in touch with the neighborhood. Stan learns his new neighbors are Iranian and immediately suspects that they are terrorists. To prepare Steve for living near terrorists, Stan makes Steve join a group of scouts, who turn out to be troublemakers.

TV-14

9:06 PM

Bullocks to Stan

American Dad

Hayley dumps Jeff and dates Bullock. Stan withholds his objections in order to get a promotion.

TV-14

10:06 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

11:06 PM

Homeland Insecurity

American Dad

Francine decides to throw a block party to get in touch with the neighborhood. Stan learns his new neighbors are Iranian and immediately suspects that they are terrorists. To prepare Steve for living near terrorists, Stan makes Steve join a group of scouts, who turn out to be troublemakers.

TV-14

Thursday, Jun 7
12:06 AM

Bullocks to Stan

American Dad

Hayley dumps Jeff and dates Bullock. Stan withholds his objections in order to get a promotion.

TV-14

1:06 AM

Friendship Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Things turn rocky between Sheldon and Wolowitz after a barrage of insults, and Bernadette steps in to mediate a peace. Meanwhile, Penny is offered a movie role that may prove embarrassing.

TV-PG

2:06 AM

Occupation Recalibration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

There's impactful news on the work front as Penny makes a big step toward pursuing a full-time acting career, and Sheldon is forced to take a vacation.

TV-PG

3:06 AM

Locomotive Manipulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy has amour on her mind when she talks Sheldon into a romantic Valentine's Day getaway to Napa Valley wine country. Back at home, Leonard and Penny make an emergency visit to the vet with Raj's dog.

TV-PG

4:06 AM

Episode 81176 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:06 AM

All's Not Lost (DVS)

Wrecked

A striking British special forces agent leads a daring rescue after a commercial flight crash-lands on an uninhabited island. The survivors make a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

6:06 AM

Always Meant to See That (DVS)

Wrecked

Todd, Danny and Owen investigate the other islanders after unearthing a troubling suitcase. Pack, Emma, and Florence are faced with the ultimate choice. In addition, the survivors make a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

7:06 AM

Episode 81176 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:06 AM

All's Not Lost (DVS)

Wrecked

A striking British special forces agent leads a daring rescue after a commercial flight crash-lands on an uninhabited island. The survivors make a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

9:06 AM

Always Meant to See That (DVS)

Wrecked

Todd, Danny and Owen investigate the other islanders after unearthing a troubling suitcase. Pack, Emma, and Florence are faced with the ultimate choice. In addition, the survivors make a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

10:06 AM

Tubthumping (DVS)

Wrecked

The survivors hold an election. Danny and Todd face off in a battle of the liver. On top of that, the island makes a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

11:06 AM

Goodbye Girl, The

Married with Children

While Al takes a world tour via the living room couch and remote control, Kelly gets a job at the TV World theme park.

TV-PG

12:06 PM

Sparing Carrie

King of Queens, The

Doug's bowling team must win a match or else fire Carrie.

TV-PG

1:06 PM

Block Buster

King of Queens, The

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

TV-PG

2:06 PM

Subway, The

Seinfeld

The friends encounter adventure on the subway.

TV-PG

3:06 PM

Sparing Carrie

King of Queens, The

Doug's bowling team must win a match or else fire Carrie.

TV-PG

4:06 PM

Block Buster

King of Queens, The

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

TV-PG

5:06 PM

Subway, The

Seinfeld

The friends encounter adventure on the subway.

TV-PG

6:06 PM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

7:06 PM

One with the Stoned Guy, The

Friends

A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.

TV-14

8:06 PM

All About Steve (DVS)

American Dad

Stan comes to terms with Steve being a geek when Steve helps him apprehend a cyber-terrorist. Meanwhile, Hayley helps Roger explore life outside the house.

TV-14

9:06 PM

Stan of Arabia, Part 1 (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gets stationed in Saudi Arabia and learns to love the Saudi lifestyle. Meanwhile, Hayley falls for a Saudi guy and Roger becomes a prince's concubine.

TV-14

10:06 PM

One with the Fake Monica, The

Friends

Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.

TV-PG

11:06 PM

Boyfriend Part 1, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine vie for time with his new friend, baseball player Keith Hernandez.

TV-PG

Friday, Jun 8
12:06 AM

Fixup, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine play matchmaker for George.

TV-PG