DVS Offerings

Wednesday, Aug 22
12:08 AM

Witches of Langley, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Clean Room Infiltration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Misinterpretation Agitation (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy and Bernadette organize a prom to be held atop the guys' apartment complex but Sheldon is leery of all the prom pomp, circumstance and romancing that goes with it.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Septum Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard needs surgery for a deviated septum, and Sheldon gets his nose out of joint because he feels an operation is too dangerous and that his roommate may not make it out alive.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Episode 81191

Conan

Guests: Bob Odenkirk, Zach Cregger, Shooter Jennings

TV-14

5:08 AM

Captain Latvia (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake helps Charles search for a Christmas present for his son, but the pair end up facing off against a Latvian crime ring in the process. Elsewhere, the team prepare for the annual Christmas carol competition again their rivals, the MTA.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Fugitive Part 2, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Part 2: Several convicts escape from a prison van, sending the entire squad on a manhunt throughout Brooklyn. Marshawn Lynch is the only key witness, and Jake & Amy place a bet on who can capture the most inmates. Jake enlists a surprising ally to catch the last fugitive.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 81191

Conan

Guests: Bob Odenkirk, Zach Cregger, Shooter Jennings

TV-14

8:08 AM

Captain Latvia (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake helps Charles search for a Christmas present for his son, but the pair end up facing off against a Latvian crime ring in the process. Elsewhere, the team prepare for the annual Christmas carol competition again their rivals, the MTA.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Fugitive Part 2, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Part 2: Several convicts escape from a prison van, sending the entire squad on a manhunt throughout Brooklyn. Marshawn Lynch is the only key witness, and Jake & Amy place a bet on who can capture the most inmates. Jake enlists a surprising ally to catch the last fugitive.

TV-14

10:08 AM

Pilot (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Experienced waitress Max Black meets her new co-worker, former rich-girl Caroline Channing and puts her skills to the test at an old but re-emerging Brooklyn diner. Despite her initial distaste for Caroline, Max eventually softens and the two team up for a new business venture.

TV-14

11:08 AM

And Strokes of Goodwill (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max introduces Caroline to the art of thrift store shopping, which takes a dangerous turn when a battle erupts over a T-shirt.

TV-14

12:08 PM

Pilot

King of Queens, The

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Fat City

King of Queens, The

Doug worries that Carrie will grow to look like her mother.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Mom & Pop Store, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George buys a convertible the salesman claims once belonged to Jon Voight.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Pilot

King of Queens, The

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Fat City

King of Queens, The

Doug worries that Carrie will grow to look like her mother.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Mom & Pop Store, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George buys a convertible the salesman claims once belonged to Jon Voight.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One with the Ring, The

Friends

Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One Where Ross Is Fine, The

Friends

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth (DVS)

American Dad

When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it's draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride. Meanwhile, it's up to Steve and his friends to help out an old friend.

TV-14

9:08 PM

May the Best Stan Win (DVS)

American Dad

As Valentine's Day approaches, a cyborg version of Stan attempts to steal Francine away from Stan; Roger directs a shot-for-shot remake of the movie "The Goonies."

TV-14

10:08 PM

One with the Birth Mother, The

Friends

A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth (DVS)

American Dad

When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it's draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride. Meanwhile, it's up to Steve and his friends to help out an old friend.

TV-14

Thursday, Aug 23
12:08 AM

May the Best Stan Win (DVS)

American Dad

As Valentine's Day approaches, a cyborg version of Stan attempts to steal Francine away from Stan; Roger directs a shot-for-shot remake of the movie "The Goonies."

TV-14

1:08 AM

Colonization Application, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

There's trouble in paradise when Amy discovers Sheldon signed up for a one-way mission to colonize Mars, and the two get into a dogfight at a pet store. Meanwhile, Leonard makes a very "adult" purchase for Penny.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

August 22, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal looks back on the not-so-good ol' days of rampant workplace harassment and how not far we've come since then in this special #metoo episode.

TV-MA

3:08 AM

Comic Book Store Regeneration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amid the excitement of Stuart reopening his comic-book store, Howard gets some unsettling news; and after teaching Sheldon how to "let it go," Penny doesn't practice what she preaches when she learns something maddening about Amy.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Episode 81192

Conan

Guests: Bill Burr, Regina Hall, Marina Franklin

TV-14

5:08 AM

August 22, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal looks back on the not-so-good ol' days of rampant workplace harassment and how not far we've come since then in this special #metoo episode.

TV-MA

6:08 AM

Murder in the First Class (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

Another passenger arrives dead at LAX and the lieutenant has finally been diagnosed with bacterial meningitis. The gang goes undercover aboard an airplane to catch the killer in the act. The only problem? The lieutenant doesn't believe in antibiotics.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 81192

Conan

Guests: Bill Burr, Regina Hall, Marina Franklin

TV-14

8:08 AM

Hot off the Grill

Married with Children

In honor of Labor Day, Al Bundy treats Peggy, Kelly, Bud, Steve and Marcy to an old-fashioned barbecue, Bundy style.

TV-PG

9:08 AM

Buck Saves the Day

Married with Children

When Al and Steve take Bud and his friends on a camping trip, Kelly sees a friendly poker game with the girls as a chance to earn money for a rock concert.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

He Ain't Much, But He's Mine

Married with Children

When a flashy blond at the beauty parlor brags about her affair with a married man, Peggy worries Al is picking up more than a spare on his bowling night.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Hot off the Grill

Married with Children

In honor of Labor Day, Al Bundy treats Peggy, Kelly, Bud, Steve and Marcy to an old-fashioned barbecue, Bundy style.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Richie's Song

King of Queens, The

Doug learns Richie's wife is cheating on him.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Paternal Affairs

King of Queens, The

Arthur dates Doug's favorite, recently divorced aunt.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Switch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer's mom (Sheree North) reveals her son's name to George; guest Terry Sweeney.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Richie's Song

King of Queens, The

Doug learns Richie's wife is cheating on him.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Paternal Affairs

King of Queens, The

Arthur dates Doug's favorite, recently divorced aunt.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Switch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer's mom (Sheree North) reveals her son's name to George; guest Terry Sweeney.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One Where Chandler Gets Caught, The

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One with Phoebe's Wedding, The

Friends

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

Cops and Roger (DVS)

American Dad

In an attempt to prove his manhood to Stan, Roger joins the Police Academy. But it's not very long until he becomes a corrupt cop.

TV-14

9:08 PM

Bully for Steve (DVS)

American Dad

Stan becomes tired of Steve never standing up for himself. To help, he becomes a bully and picks on Steve. Meanwhile, Reginald finally asks Hayley out on a date.

TV-14

10:08 PM

Last One Part 2, The

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Scofflaw, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

TV-PG

Friday, Aug 24
12:08 AM

Beard, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine tries to change a gay man; George and his date have similar problems.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Fortification Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a big crossroad in their relationship. And Wolowitz is shocked when a man claiming to be his half-brother he never knew he had shows up at his front door. And, when Penny is invited to appear on Wil Wheaton's podcast, she and Leonard have a huge, on-air argument.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Scofflaw, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Beard, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine tries to change a gay man; George and his date have similar problems.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Episode 81193

Conan

Guests: Joel McHale, Giancarlo Esposito, White Denim

TV-14

5:08 AM

Last Ride, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Charles go to extremes to apprehend a local bike thief in what could be their last case as partners. Terry isn't in the lead for Mr. Nine-Nine, leaving Rosa determined to boost his ego; and Amy spends some precious time with Holt.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Cop-Con (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The Nine-Nine heads to the Tri-State Police Officers' annual Cop-Con, which is usually the precinct's excuse for a big annual party. The squad's fun is threatened this year when Holt asks them to be on their best behavior.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 81193

Conan

Guests: Joel McHale, Giancarlo Esposito, White Denim

TV-14

8:08 AM

Last Ride, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Charles go to extremes to apprehend a local bike thief in what could be their last case as partners. Terry isn't in the lead for Mr. Nine-Nine, leaving Rosa determined to boost his ego; and Amy spends some precious time with Holt.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Cop-Con (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The Nine-Nine heads to the Tri-State Police Officers' annual Cop-Con, which is usually the precinct's excuse for a big annual party. The squad's fun is threatened this year when Holt asks them to be on their best behavior.

TV-14

10:08 AM

And the Rich People Problems (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max gets a taste of Caroline's posh life when they break into her former townhouse to retrieve her night guard.

TV-14

11:08 AM

Oh, What a Feeling

Married with Children

When Al's car bites the dust, he digs up his nest egg and heads for the auto showroom to wheel and deal for the car of his dreams.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Rock, The

King of Queens, The

Doug belatedly learns Carrie's engagement ring is valuable.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Educating Doug

King of Queens, The

Doug takes an English lit class to please Carrie.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Jimmy, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry suspects his dentist and hygienist are living out their fantasies at his expense.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Rock, The

King of Queens, The

Doug belatedly learns Carrie's engagement ring is valuable.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Educating Doug

King of Queens, The

Doug takes an English lit class to please Carrie.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Jimmy, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry suspects his dentist and hygienist are living out their fantasies at his expense.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

Pilot

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One with the Thumb, The

Friends

The group loves Monica's new boyfriend; Chandler resumes smoking; and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

Great Space Roaster (DVS)

American Dad

It is Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but Roger takes the cruel jokes to heart and goes on a rampage against the Smith family.

TV-14

9:08 PM

Son of Stan (DVS)

American Dad

After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.

TV-14

10:08 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Great Space Roaster (DVS)

American Dad

It is Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but Roger takes the cruel jokes to heart and goes on a rampage against the Smith family.

TV-14

Saturday, Aug 25
12:08 AM

Son of Stan (DVS)

American Dad

After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Friends of Peter G. (DVS)

Family Guy

After Peter is arrested for a public intoxication, a judge sentences him to attend AA meetings-where Peter and Brian convince their AA brethren that the best place to get drunk is at the meeting.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Rush Hour 2 (DVS)

Chief Inspector Lee of the Hong Kong Police and LAPD detective James Carter go to Hong Kong on a much needed vacation. Carter is looking forward to discovering the city for the first time. But when they arrive, they discover a bomb has exploded in the American Embassy, killing two U.S. customs agents who had been investigating a counterfeiting ring. The Hong Kong police suspect that Triad crime lord Ricky Tan is behind the blast. Inspector Lee is assigned to crack the case, much to the chagrin of Carter who is annoyed as he feels his vacation slipping away. But for Lee the case is personal -- Tan was once his father's police partner and played a direct role in his death. The two cops set off in pursuit of Tan, but this time around it is Detective Carter who is a fish out of water and Lee now has the chance to teach him some lessons. But of course, as the pair chase Tan from Hong Kong to Los Angeles and beyond, Carter has a few things to teach the locals as well.

TV-14

3:08 AM

Esports 101: CS:GO

ELEAGUE

Be educated and entertained, as ELEAGUE gives you an irreverent take on one of the world's greatest esports.

TV-14

4:08 AM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Change-Up, The (DVS)

Growing up together, Mitch and Dave were inseparable best friends, but as the years have passed they've slowly drifted apart. While Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband and father of three, Mitch has remained a single, quasi-employed man-child who has never met a responsibility he liked. To Mitch, Dave has it all: beautiful wife Jamie, kids who adore him and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. To Dave, living Mitch's stress free life without obligation or consequence would be a dream come true. Following a drunken night out together, Mitch and Dave's worlds are turned upside down when they wake up in each other's bodies and proceed to freak out. Despite the freedom from their normal routines and habits, the guys soon discover that each other's lives are nowhere near as rosy as they once seemed. Further complicating matters are Dave's sexy legal associate, Sabrina, and Mitch's estranged father. With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave struggle to avoid completely destroying each other's lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

A world-class playboy and part-time secret agent from the 1960s emerges after thirty years in a cryogenic state to battle with his nemesis Dr. Evil.

TV-14

8:08 AM

Love Guru, The

Guru Pitka was once an ordinary American child, until his family left him at the gates of an Indian ashram to be raised by the exhaulted Guru Tugginmypuddha. Growing up in the small fishing village of Harenmahkeester, Pitka was schooled in the inner secrets of spiritual attainment along with his friend and sole rival, Deepak Chopra. But now, Chopra is a massive celebrity in America, and Pitka is still playing second-fiddle without even an "Oprah" episode on his resume. Determined to share his unending insights into the nature of life and get famous to boot, Pitka responds to a fateful call for help from Jane Bullard, owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. It seems her star player, Darren Roanoke has gone overnight from being a big hero to a big zero-scorer because his wife, Prudence, left him and is now dating the L.A. Kings' legendary goalie, Jacques "Le Coq" Grande. Pitka's new quest--to restore loving bliss between Darren and Prudence and attain the celestial heights of the Stanley Cup--will challenge everything he thought he knew about the inner workings of truth, love, happiness and hockey.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Change-Up, The (DVS)

Growing up together, Mitch and Dave were inseparable best friends, but as the years have passed they've slowly drifted apart. While Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband and father of three, Mitch has remained a single, quasi-employed man-child who has never met a responsibility he liked. To Mitch, Dave has it all: beautiful wife Jamie, kids who adore him and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. To Dave, living Mitch's stress free life without obligation or consequence would be a dream come true. Following a drunken night out together, Mitch and Dave's worlds are turned upside down when they wake up in each other's bodies and proceed to freak out. Despite the freedom from their normal routines and habits, the guys soon discover that each other's lives are nowhere near as rosy as they once seemed. Further complicating matters are Dave's sexy legal associate, Sabrina, and Mitch's estranged father. With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave struggle to avoid completely destroying each other's lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.

TV-14

10:08 AM

What Goes Around Comes Around

Married with Children

Bent on revenge, Bud makes a date with the girl who once stole his clothes and ran his underwear up the flagpole.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Definitely, Maybe (DVS)

A thirtysomething Manhattan dad is in the midst of a divorce when his 10-year-old daughter, Maya, starts to question him about his life before marriage. Maya wants to know absolutely everything about how her parents met and fell in love: Will's story begins in 1992, as a young, starry-eyed aspiring politician who moves to New York from Wisconsin in order to work on the presidential campaign. For Maya, Will relives his past as an idealistic young man learning the 'ins' and 'outs' of big city politics, and recounts the history of his romantic relationships with three very different women. Will hopelessly attempts a gentler version of his story for his daughter, and changes the names so Maya has to guess who is the woman her father finally married. Is her mother Will's college sweetheart, the dependable girl next door Emily? Is she his longtime best friend and confidante, the apolitical April? Or is she the free-spirited but ambitious journalist Summer? As Maya puts together the pieces of her dad's romantic puzzle, she begins to understand that love is not so simple or easy. And as Will tells her his tale, Maya helps him to understand that it's definitely never too late to go back--and maybe even possible to find a happy ending.

TV-14

1:08 PM

What Goes Around Comes Around

Married with Children

Bent on revenge, Bud makes a date with the girl who once stole his clothes and ran his underwear up the flagpole.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Definitely, Maybe (DVS)

A thirtysomething Manhattan dad is in the midst of a divorce when his 10-year-old daughter, Maya, starts to question him about his life before marriage. Maya wants to know absolutely everything about how her parents met and fell in love: Will's story begins in 1992, as a young, starry-eyed aspiring politician who moves to New York from Wisconsin in order to work on the presidential campaign. For Maya, Will relives his past as an idealistic young man learning the 'ins' and 'outs' of big city politics, and recounts the history of his romantic relationships with three very different women. Will hopelessly attempts a gentler version of his story for his daughter, and changes the names so Maya has to guess who is the woman her father finally married. Is her mother Will's college sweetheart, the dependable girl next door Emily? Is she his longtime best friend and confidante, the apolitical April? Or is she the free-spirited but ambitious journalist Summer? As Maya puts together the pieces of her dad's romantic puzzle, she begins to understand that love is not so simple or easy. And as Will tells her his tale, Maya helps him to understand that it's definitely never too late to go back--and maybe even possible to find a happy ending.

TV-14

4:08 PM

Coyote Ugly (DVS)

Graced with a velvet voice, 21-year-old Violet Sanford heads to New York to pursue her dream of becoming a songwriter only to find her aspirations sidelined by the accolades and notoriety she receives at her day job as a barmaid at Coyote Ugly. The Coyotes as they are affectionately called tantalize customers and the media alike with their outrageous antics, making Coyote Ugly the watering hole for guys on the prowl.

TV-14

5:08 PM

Hot Pursuit (DVS)

Strait-laced Officer Cooper is honored and thrilled to be assigned the seemingly simple task of escorting mob wife Daniella Riva across Texas, where she and her husband will testify against a major drug lord. It's a rare day out of the property room, and the intensely enthusiastic petite policewoman vows not to let her captain down. Having already earned the unfortunate distinction of prompting her own verb within the precinct, she is determined not to Cooper it this time. However, upon meeting the dynamic Mrs. Riva-a curvaceous Colombian beauty with opinions as strong as her accent-it's clear this will be no walk in the park.

TV-14

6:08 PM

One with the Boobies, The

Friends

Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One with Two Parts Part 1, The

Friends

Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

One with All the Poker, The

Friends

The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

One with the Boobies, The

Friends

Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

One with Two Parts Part 1, The

Friends

Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

One with All the Poker, The

Friends

The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.

TV-PG

Sunday, Aug 26
12:08 AM

Graduation Transmission, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz questions his engineering abilities when he and Sheldon can't get a drone to fly. Meanwhile, a canceled flight nearly prevents Leonard from giving the commencement address at his former high school. And Raj pits his parents against each other when his father cuts him off financially.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Commitment Determination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Separation Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

To ease Penny's mind, Leonard pays a visit to the woman he kissed during his expedition to the North Sea, while Sheldon's breakup with Amy leads him to retaliate by shooting a special episode of "Fun with Flags".

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Six Feet (DVS)

Wrecked

After discovering Declan's sinister plot, Danny goes undercover with the rich, while Pack and Karen attempt to escape the compound. I wish we could escape writing these episode descriptions, am I right? Because no one actually reads these, right?

TV-MA

4:08 AM

Commitment Determination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.

TV-14

5:08 AM

Separation Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

To ease Penny's mind, Leonard pays a visit to the woman he kissed during his expedition to the North Sea, while Sheldon's breakup with Amy leads him to retaliate by shooting a special episode of "Fun with Flags".

TV-PG

6:08 AM

Six Feet (DVS)

Wrecked

After discovering Declan's sinister plot, Danny goes undercover with the rich, while Pack and Karen attempt to escape the compound. I wish we could escape writing these episode descriptions, am I right? Because no one actually reads these, right?

TV-MA

7:08 AM

Game for Playas, The

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Snoop gets deep and asks us which celebrity is a "crazy-eyed mofo." A math teacher and a personal trainer spin the wheels for a chance to win $25,000.

TV-14

8:08 AM

G's Up, Devil's Down

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Alright, alright, alright... we get "glazed and confused" with a special guest, and Paris Jackson shows off her "baby gifts." Snoop Dogg talks real dogs and goes deep with a real estate agent and a brand ambassador. The winner gets a chance to win $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

9:08 AM

And the Pretty Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline drags Max to a cake-decorating class to increase their skill level and learn how to make more attractive cupcakes for their business.

TV-14

10:08 AM

Tube Stakes

King of Queens, The

Doug's big screen television is stolen when Carrie accidentally leaves the garage door open.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Roamin' Holiday

King of Queens, The

Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

One with the Ick Factor, The

Friends

Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Tube Stakes

King of Queens, The

Doug's big screen television is stolen when Carrie accidentally leaves the garage door open.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Roamin' Holiday

King of Queens, The

Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

One with the Ick Factor, The

Friends

Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

One Where Rachel Finds Out, The

Friends

Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays

MLB 2018 Sunday Games

8:08 PM

Slaughterhouse, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Rosa try earn the respect of their idol, and Charles, Terry and Gina test different parenting methods to resolve a conflict between Scully and Hitchcock.

TV-14

9:08 PM

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Ulysses Everett McGill is having difficulty adjusting to his hard-labor sentence in Mississippi. He scams his way off the chain gang with simple Delmar and maladjusted Pete, then the trio sets out to pursue freedom and the promise of a fortune in buried treasure. With nothing to lose and still in shackles, their hasty run takes them on an incredible journey of awesome experiences and colorful characters.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

I Am Legend (DVS)

Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City, and maybe the world. But he is not alone. He is surrounded by "the Infected"-victims of the plague who have mutated into carnivorous beings who can only exist in the dark and who will devour or infect anyone or anything in their path. For three years, Neville has spent his days scavenging for food and supplies and faithfully sending out radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there. All the while, the Infected lurk in the shadows, watching Neville's every move, waiting for him to make a fatal mistake. Perhaps mankind's last, best hope, Neville is driven by only one remaining mission: to find a way to reverse the effects of the virus using his own immune blood. But his blood is also what The Infected hunt, and Neville knows he is outnumbered and quickly running out of time.

TV-14

11:08 PM

300 (DVS)

In the ancient Battle of Thermopylae, King Leonidas and 300 Spartans fought to the death against Xerxes and his massive Persian army. Facing insurmountable odds, their valor and sacrifice inspire all of Greece to unite against their Persian enemy, drawing a line in the sand for democracy.

TV-14

Monday, Aug 27
12:08 AM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

1:08 AM

I Am Legend (DVS)

Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City, and maybe the world. But he is not alone. He is surrounded by "the Infected"-victims of the plague who have mutated into carnivorous beings who can only exist in the dark and who will devour or infect anyone or anything in their path. For three years, Neville has spent his days scavenging for food and supplies and faithfully sending out radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there. All the while, the Infected lurk in the shadows, watching Neville's every move, waiting for him to make a fatal mistake. Perhaps mankind's last, best hope, Neville is driven by only one remaining mission: to find a way to reverse the effects of the virus using his own immune blood. But his blood is also what The Infected hunt, and Neville knows he is outnumbered and quickly running out of time.

TV-14

3:08 AM

Puke & Cigars (DVS)

Wrecked

After a charismatic millionaire rescues the survivors, Jess and Florence suspect he may not be what he seems, and set out to answer the question -- who is Declan Stanwick? And more importantly, who is reading this? Anyone?

TV-MA

4:08 AM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Puke & Cigars (DVS)

Wrecked

After a charismatic millionaire rescues the survivors, Jess and Florence suspect he may not be what he seems, and set out to answer the question -- who is Declan Stanwick? And more importantly, who is reading this? Anyone?

TV-MA

7:08 AM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Agony of Defeet, The

Married with Children

While an ecstatic Al prepares to judge a beauty contest, Marcy awakens on the Bundy couch next to a lipstick-smeared Bud and fears the worst.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

300 (DVS)

In the ancient Battle of Thermopylae, King Leonidas and 300 Spartans fought to the death against Xerxes and his massive Persian army. Facing insurmountable odds, their valor and sacrifice inspire all of Greece to unite against their Persian enemy, drawing a line in the sand for democracy.

TV-14

11:08 AM

Sue Casa, His Casa

Married with Children

No sooner than Al cancels his auto insurance, the kids get into an accident and Al decides to sue, so the Bundys put on their neck braces and tell it to the judge.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

One with the Breast Milk, The

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

One with the Baby on the Bus, The

Friends

Matt and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

One with the Breast Milk, The

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Stan's Food Restaurant (DVS)

American Dad

Roger offers to help Stan live out his dream of opening a restaurant until their different visions for what the eatery should be causes havoc.

TV-14

6:08 PM

There Will Be Bad Blood (DVS)

American Dad

The Smiths prepare for the arrival of Stan's half-brother's family for Thanksgiving.

TV-14

7:08 PM

Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Gene gets suckered into dating Courtney, his first girlfriend ever, the entire family wants him to break up with her when they decide she's totally annoying. But when Gene finally musters up the courage to end things, he falters after discovering that Courtney's father writes jingles and could possibly launch his music career.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

Stan's Food Restaurant (DVS)

American Dad

Roger offers to help Stan live out his dream of opening a restaurant until their different visions for what the eatery should be causes havoc.

TV-14

9:08 PM

There Will Be Bad Blood (DVS)

American Dad

The Smiths prepare for the arrival of Stan's half-brother's family for Thanksgiving.

TV-14

10:08 PM

Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Gene gets suckered into dating Courtney, his first girlfriend ever, the entire family wants him to break up with her when they decide she's totally annoying. But when Gene finally musters up the courage to end things, he falters after discovering that Courtney's father writes jingles and could possibly launch his music career.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Mother Daughter Laser Razor (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda frets that Louise doesn't like her and, to Louise's chagrin, forces her to attend a Mother-Daughter seminar to beef up their relationship. Meanwhile, with Linda gone, Tina asks Bob to indulge in his feminine side and teach her to shave her legs.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Aug 28
12:08 AM

High School English (DVS)

Family Guy

After crashing his car into a stranger's home, Peter locks himself inside the library and takes this time to catch up on some of the classic American novels he never read in high school.

TV-14

1:08 AM

How the Griffin Stole Christmas (DVS)

Family Guy

It's Christmas time in Quahog, and the first snow has arrived. The whole town goes sledding, including Peter who destroys the family dining table by using it as a giant sled.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Gronkowsbees (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and the gang realize their new neighbor is none other than the New England Patriot's tight end, Rob Gronkowski.

TV-14

3:08 AM

Finer Strings, The (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins attend Meg's talent show, where Peter becomes infatuated with the violin. Peter encourages Cleveland, Joe, and Quagmire to take up instruments so they can start a string quartet.

TV-14

4:08 AM

Episode 81194 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:08 AM

And the Hoarder Culture (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Max walk into a hoarding nightmare and end up waist-deep in clutter when they take a job cleaning an apartment to make extra money. Plus, Max discovers Johnny has been keeping a secret from her.

TV-14

6:08 AM

And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

It's Caroline's first broke holiday season and, to earn extra money, she and Max apply to work as elves at a department store's Santaland.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 81194 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:08 AM

And the Hoarder Culture (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Max walk into a hoarding nightmare and end up waist-deep in clutter when they take a job cleaning an apartment to make extra money. Plus, Max discovers Johnny has been keeping a secret from her.

TV-14

9:08 AM

And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

It's Caroline's first broke holiday season and, to earn extra money, she and Max apply to work as elves at a department store's Santaland.

TV-14

10:08 AM

And the Pop-Up Sale (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max's stove breaks, Caroline tries to return some expensive rings to Barney's department store, but discovers her surname is no longer an asset at the store where she used to get special treatment.

TV-14

11:08 AM

And the Upstairs Neighbor (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are suspicious of the new upstairs neighbor, Sophie, who moves in after the old tenant dies.

TV-14

12:08 PM

Supermarket Story

King of Queens, The

Carrie's plan for a simple Thanksgiving falls apart when she shops for food.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Crappy Birthday

King of Queens, The

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Diplomat's Club, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer woos a rich Texan in hopes she will finance his women's fashion line; guests Debra Jo Rupp, Kim Zimmer.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Supermarket Story

King of Queens, The

Carrie's plan for a simple Thanksgiving falls apart when she shops for food.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Crappy Birthday

King of Queens, The

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Diplomat's Club, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer woos a rich Texan in hopes she will finance his women's fashion line; guests Debra Jo Rupp, Kim Zimmer.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.

TV-14

9:08 PM

Stanny-Boy and Frantastic (DVS)

American Dad

On the hunt for new friends, Stan and Francine hit it off with a younger married couple, Tom and Cami.

TV-14

10:08 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.

TV-14

Wednesday, Aug 29
12:08 AM

Stanny-Boy and Frantastic (DVS)

American Dad

On the hunt for new friends, Stan and Francine hit it off with a younger married couple, Tom and Cami.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Mystery Date Observation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard, Penny and Bernadette learn that Amy is going out on a dinner date, the trio set out to spy on her and the guy. Meanwhile, Sheldon recruits Raj and Howard to find a woman for him.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

2003 Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon reverts back to 2003 when he learns that Leonard and Penny are moving in together. Meanwhile Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book store.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Helium Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A helium shortage leads Sheldon and Leonard to do business with a dealer in the black market in order to acquire some of the element for an experiment they need to complete.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Episode 81195 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:08 AM

Crime & Punishment (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Rosa are framed for a crime they didn't commit, and it's up to the squad to find a way to bust them out.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Tagger, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake thinks the graffiti case he's investigating is below him until he discovers the culprit is the deputy commissioner's son. Gina's psychic friend gets under Charles's skin.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 81195 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:08 AM

Crime & Punishment (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Rosa are framed for a crime they didn't commit, and it's up to the squad to find a way to bust them out.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Tagger, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake thinks the graffiti case he's investigating is below him until he discovers the culprit is the deputy commissioner's son. Gina's psychic friend gets under Charles's skin.

TV-14

10:08 AM

And the Blind Spot (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline must prove their cleaning skills to upstairs neighbor Sophie in order to be hired as maids for her cleaning business.

TV-14

11:08 AM

And the Kosher Cupcakes (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max tries to pass off her cupcakes as kosher when she and Caroline serve them at a boy's Bar Mitzvah.

TV-14

12:08 PM

Noel Cowards

King of Queens, The

Arthur's Christmas gift drives Doug and Carrie crazy.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Dog Days

King of Queens, The

A barking dog keeps the Heffernans up all night.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Highlights of a Hundred Part 1 (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series' first 100 episodes.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Noel Cowards

King of Queens, The

Arthur's Christmas gift drives Doug and Carrie crazy.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Dog Days

King of Queens, The

A barking dog keeps the Heffernans up all night.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Highlights of a Hundred Part 1 (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series' first 100 episodes.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One Where Old Yeller Dies, The

Friends

Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One with the Two Parties, The

Friends

Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

You Debt Your Life (DVS)

American Dad

Roger moves out of the house when he finds out that Stan only let him live there because Roger had saved his life years ago at Area 51. Francine gets Roger to come back home, only to find that Stan has rented out Roger's attic to a new tenant - Andy Dick. Now Roger must find a way to convince Stan to take him back and get rid of Andy Dick. Meanwhile, Steve gets asked to read the daily announcements at school.

TV-14

9:08 PM

School Lies (DVS)

American Dad

Overlooked for promotion for twenty years, Stan decides to woo the Senator who supervises the CIA task force. Stan makes Steve go to the same private academy as the Senator's daughter, but Steve ditches school and Roger takes his place.

TV-14

10:08 PM

One with the Metaphorical Tunnel, The

Friends

Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

You Debt Your Life (DVS)

American Dad

Roger moves out of the house when he finds out that Stan only let him live there because Roger had saved his life years ago at Area 51. Francine gets Roger to come back home, only to find that Stan has rented out Roger's attic to a new tenant - Andy Dick. Now Roger must find a way to convince Stan to take him back and get rid of Andy Dick. Meanwhile, Steve gets asked to read the daily announcements at school.

TV-14

Thursday, Aug 30
12:08 AM

School Lies (DVS)

American Dad

Overlooked for promotion for twenty years, Stan decides to woo the Senator who supervises the CIA task force. Stan makes Steve go to the same private academy as the Senator's daughter, but Steve ditches school and Roger takes his place.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Meemaw Materialization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's grandmother, aka Meemaw, visits and there's friction between her and Amy, which intensifies after the elderly woman blurts out a secret about Sheldon.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

August 8, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal examines yet another way in which women get screwed over in the workplace and discovers the one thing all of Donald Trump's scandals have in common: Donald Trump Jr. Plus, the correspondents take a page out of Sean Spicer's book...literally.

TV-MA

3:08 AM

Sales Call Sublimation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny entices Leonard to meet with a psychiatrist and the results are surprising; Stuart moves out of the Wolowitz house and Howard and Bernadette find themselves at a loss.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Episode 81196 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:08 AM

August 8, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal examines yet another way in which women get screwed over in the workplace and discovers the one thing all of Donald Trump's scandals have in common: Donald Trump Jr. Plus, the correspondents take a page out of Sean Spicer's book...literally.

TV-MA

6:08 AM

Beach Blanket Sting-O (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

After a string of suspicious drownings, Geils goes undercover with the LA Lifeguards; however, Tribeca becomes worried. Why? She thinks he might be in too deep. He's never been that strong a swimmer, and the currents are deceivingly strong.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 81196 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:08 AM

Fleas Don't Kill Me (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

A man is found dead in a dog park, but a finally healthy Lieutenant Atkins doesn't think Tribeca's ready to take the case. Why? Because Tribeca hates dogs. And also she's just woken up from a year-long coma.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Beach Blanket Sting-O (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

After a string of suspicious drownings, Geils goes undercover with the LA Lifeguards; however, Tribeca becomes worried. Why? She thinks he might be in too deep. He's never been that strong a swimmer, and the currents are deceivingly strong.

TV-14

10:08 AM

Coldie but a Goodie, A (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

Tribeca can't shake the feeling that the cause of a 102-year-old's death isn't as natural as others believe, but her concerns fall on deaf ears. Why? She's on probation after that whole data breach snafu. Also something about an election...?

TV-14

11:08 AM

Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

Married with Children

Needing cold cash for some hot prospects, Bud and Kelly are forced to find creative ways to earn money; meanwhile, Peg hoping for a hot night on the town, settles for an evening of videos with Al and the D'Arcys instead.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Hungry Man

King of Queens, The

Doug embarrasses Carrie at her boss' cocktail party.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

S'ain't Valentine's

King of Queens, The

Arthur meets an intoxicating woman (Anne Meara) at a St. Valentine's Day dance.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Glasses, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George buys effeminate glasses; dog-bite victim Elaine thinks she has rabies.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Hungry Man

King of Queens, The

Doug embarrasses Carrie at her boss' cocktail party.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

S'ain't Valentine's

King of Queens, The

Arthur meets an intoxicating woman (Anne Meara) at a St. Valentine's Day dance.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Glasses, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George buys effeminate glasses; dog-bite victim Elaine thinks she has rabies.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One with Frank Jr., The

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One with the Race Car Bed, The

Friends

Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

Jenny Fromdabloc (DVS)

American Dad

After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve's cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.

TV-14

9:08 PM

Flirting With Disaster (DVS)

American Dad

Francine gets a job at Stan's office, which cramps Stan's style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.

TV-14

10:08 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break Part 1, The

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Bris, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A religious ceremony makes Jerry and Elaine apprehensive about being godparents.

TV-PG

Friday, Aug 31
12:08 AM

Barber, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry doesn't have the nerve to dump his regular barber.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Celebration Experimentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and the gang celebrate his birthday and he's surprised by a special guest.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Bris, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A religious ceremony makes Jerry and Elaine apprehensive about being godparents.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Barber, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry doesn't have the nerve to dump his regular barber.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Episode 81197 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:08 AM

Slump, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Jake starts accumulating unsolved cases, the other detectives worry his losing streak will rub off on them; Amy, Rosa and Gina run a program for at-risk youth; Boyle helps Sgt. Jeffords with a case.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Halloween (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Unhappy Amy must wear a costume to go on patrol with Charles; Jake bets Holt he can steal his Medal of Valor.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 81197 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:08 AM

Slump, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Jake starts accumulating unsolved cases, the other detectives worry his losing streak will rub off on them; Amy, Rosa and Gina run a program for at-risk youth; Boyle helps Sgt. Jeffords with a case.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Halloween (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Unhappy Amy must wear a costume to go on patrol with Charles; Jake bets Holt he can steal his Medal of Valor.

TV-14

10:08 AM

And the One Night Stands (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max joins Caroline on a trip to visit her father in prison.

TV-14

11:08 AM

She's Having My Baby Part 2

Married with Children

While mothers-to-be Peg and Marcy keep everyone hopping with their demands, Al, unable to face another 20 years of parenting, decides to make a run for it.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

White Collar

King of Queens, The

A new promotion makes Doug miserable.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Train Wreck

King of Queens, The

Doug is disappointed when his beautiful young trainee doesn't make Carrie jealous.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Masseuse, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry can't get his masseuse girlfriend to give him a massage.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

White Collar

King of Queens, The

A new promotion makes Doug miserable.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Train Wreck

King of Queens, The

Doug is disappointed when his beautiful young trainee doesn't make Carrie jealous.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Masseuse, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry can't get his masseuse girlfriend to give him a massage.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

Hot Water (DVS)

American Dad

Stan battles an evil hot tub bent on killing his family.

TV-14

9:08 PM

Ward Show, A (DVS)

American Dad

After he's appointed Steve's legal guardian, Roger has Principal Lewis fired for letting Steve break the school's rules; Stan and Fran vacation at a waterpark.

TV-14

10:08 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

My Fuzzy Valentine (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When a heart-shaped pancake simply doesn't cut it, the kids convince Bob to let them skip school in order to help him find a Valentine's Day gift that will "wow" Linda. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the romantic holiday, Linda sets up a speed-dating event at the restaurant that doesn't go exactly as planned.

TV-14

Saturday, Sep 1
12:09 AM

Tomorrowland (DVS)

Whenever Casey Newton touches a lapel pin with the letter T on it, she finds herself transported to Tomorrowland, a city filled with huge robots and sleek buildings. The gifted young woman recruits the help of scientist Frank Walker, a previous visitor to Tomorrowland, who years ago made a startling discovery about the future. Together, the two adventurers travel to the metropolis to uncover its mysterious secrets.

TV-PG

1:09 AM

It's a Trap Part 1 & 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

The Trilogy comes full circle in this parody of Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of the Jedi.

TV-14

2:09 AM

My Fuzzy Valentine (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When a heart-shaped pancake simply doesn't cut it, the kids convince Bob to let them skip school in order to help him find a Valentine's Day gift that will "wow" Linda. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the romantic holiday, Linda sets up a speed-dating event at the restaurant that doesn't go exactly as planned.

TV-14

3:09 AM

Tomorrowland (DVS)

Whenever Casey Newton touches a lapel pin with the letter T on it, she finds herself transported to Tomorrowland, a city filled with huge robots and sleek buildings. The gifted young woman recruits the help of scientist Frank Walker, a previous visitor to Tomorrowland, who years ago made a startling discovery about the future. Together, the two adventurers travel to the metropolis to uncover its mysterious secrets.

TV-PG

4:09 AM

Con Air (DVS)

When a group of the most dangerous and notorious prisoners in the United States penal system are transferred to a new super-maximum security facility, parolee Cameron Poe hitches a ride on their Con Air transport flight only to find himself embroiled in a meticulously planned mid-air hijacking masterminded by Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom. On the ground, it's up to U.S. Marshal Vince Larkin to avert the takeover and prevent his overzealous superiors from blowing the aircraft and its passengers to oblivion.

TV-14

6:09 AM

Wild Wild West

Special government agent James West and his co-hort Artemus Gordon, team up to thwart the diabolical Dr Arliss Loveless who is plotting to assassinate the President of the United States with the aid of a huge, walking weapon-transport vehicle called "The Tarantula."

TV-14

7:09 AM

Con Air (DVS)

When a group of the most dangerous and notorious prisoners in the United States penal system are transferred to a new super-maximum security facility, parolee Cameron Poe hitches a ride on their Con Air transport flight only to find himself embroiled in a meticulously planned mid-air hijacking masterminded by Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom. On the ground, it's up to U.S. Marshal Vince Larkin to avert the takeover and prevent his overzealous superiors from blowing the aircraft and its passengers to oblivion.

TV-14

8:09 AM

Love Guru, The

Guru Pitka was once an ordinary American child, until his family left him at the gates of an Indian ashram to be raised by the exhaulted Guru Tugginmypuddha. Growing up in the small fishing village of Harenmahkeester, Pitka was schooled in the inner secrets of spiritual attainment along with his friend and sole rival, Deepak Chopra. But now, Chopra is a massive celebrity in America, and Pitka is still playing second-fiddle without even an "Oprah" episode on his resume. Determined to share his unending insights into the nature of life and get famous to boot, Pitka responds to a fateful call for help from Jane Bullard, owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. It seems her star player, Darren Roanoke has gone overnight from being a big hero to a big zero-scorer because his wife, Prudence, left him and is now dating the L.A. Kings' legendary goalie, Jacques "Le Coq" Grande. Pitka's new quest--to restore loving bliss between Darren and Prudence and attain the celestial heights of the Stanley Cup--will challenge everything he thought he knew about the inner workings of truth, love, happiness and hockey.

TV-14

9:09 AM

Wild Wild West

Special government agent James West and his co-hort Artemus Gordon, team up to thwart the diabolical Dr Arliss Loveless who is plotting to assassinate the President of the United States with the aid of a huge, walking weapon-transport vehicle called "The Tarantula."

TV-14

10:09 AM

Al Bundy, Shoe Dick

Married with Children

In a style reminiscent of the old Hollywood thriller, Al dreams he's a private eye who finds himself in the middle of a murder when he's hired by a femme fatale to protect her inheritance from her thieving family.

TV-PG

11:09 AM

Love Guru, The

Guru Pitka was once an ordinary American child, until his family left him at the gates of an Indian ashram to be raised by the exhaulted Guru Tugginmypuddha. Growing up in the small fishing village of Harenmahkeester, Pitka was schooled in the inner secrets of spiritual attainment along with his friend and sole rival, Deepak Chopra. But now, Chopra is a massive celebrity in America, and Pitka is still playing second-fiddle without even an "Oprah" episode on his resume. Determined to share his unending insights into the nature of life and get famous to boot, Pitka responds to a fateful call for help from Jane Bullard, owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. It seems her star player, Darren Roanoke has gone overnight from being a big hero to a big zero-scorer because his wife, Prudence, left him and is now dating the L.A. Kings' legendary goalie, Jacques "Le Coq" Grande. Pitka's new quest--to restore loving bliss between Darren and Prudence and attain the celestial heights of the Stanley Cup--will challenge everything he thought he knew about the inner workings of truth, love, happiness and hockey.

TV-14

12:09 PM

Alice Through the Looking Glass (DVS)

Nineteen-year-old Alice returns to the whimsical world she first encountered as a young girl, reuniting with her childhood friends: the White Rabbit, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, the Dormouse, the Caterpillar, the Cheshire Cat, and of course, the Mad Hatter. Alice embarks on a fantastical journey to find her true destiny and end the Red Queen's reign of terror.

TV-PG

1:09 PM

Al Bundy, Shoe Dick

Married with Children

In a style reminiscent of the old Hollywood thriller, Al dreams he's a private eye who finds himself in the middle of a murder when he's hired by a femme fatale to protect her inheritance from her thieving family.

TV-PG

2:09 PM

Maleficent (DVS)

A beautiful, pure-hearted young woman, Maleficent has an idyllic life growing up in a peaceable forest kingdom, until an invading army threatens the harmony of the land. Maleficent rises to be the land's fiercest protector, but she ultimately suffers a ruthless betrayal-an act that begins to turn her pure heart to stone. Bent on revenge, Maleficent faces an epic battle with the invading king's successor and, as a result, places a curse upon his newborn infant Aurora. As the child grows, Maleficent realizes that Aurora holds the key to peace in the kingdom-and perhaps to Maleficent's true happiness as well.

TV-PG

3:09 PM

Alice Through the Looking Glass (DVS)

Nineteen-year-old Alice returns to the whimsical world she first encountered as a young girl, reuniting with her childhood friends: the White Rabbit, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, the Dormouse, the Caterpillar, the Cheshire Cat, and of course, the Mad Hatter. Alice embarks on a fantastical journey to find her true destiny and end the Red Queen's reign of terror.

TV-PG

4:09 PM

Tomorrowland (DVS)

Whenever Casey Newton touches a lapel pin with the letter T on it, she finds herself transported to Tomorrowland, a city filled with huge robots and sleek buildings. The gifted young woman recruits the help of scientist Frank Walker, a previous visitor to Tomorrowland, who years ago made a startling discovery about the future. Together, the two adventurers travel to the metropolis to uncover its mysterious secrets.

TV-PG

5:09 PM

Maleficent (DVS)

A beautiful, pure-hearted young woman, Maleficent has an idyllic life growing up in a peaceable forest kingdom, until an invading army threatens the harmony of the land. Maleficent rises to be the land's fiercest protector, but she ultimately suffers a ruthless betrayal-an act that begins to turn her pure heart to stone. Bent on revenge, Maleficent faces an epic battle with the invading king's successor and, as a result, places a curse upon his newborn infant Aurora. As the child grows, Maleficent realizes that Aurora holds the key to peace in the kingdom-and perhaps to Maleficent's true happiness as well.

TV-PG

7:09 PM

Tomorrowland (DVS)

Whenever Casey Newton touches a lapel pin with the letter T on it, she finds herself transported to Tomorrowland, a city filled with huge robots and sleek buildings. The gifted young woman recruits the help of scientist Frank Walker, a previous visitor to Tomorrowland, who years ago made a startling discovery about the future. Together, the two adventurers travel to the metropolis to uncover its mysterious secrets.

TV-PG

8:09 PM

One with the Cuffs, The

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

9:09 PM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

10:09 PM

One with the Jellyfish, The

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

11:09 PM

One with the Cuffs, The

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

Sunday, Sep 2
12:09 AM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

1:09 AM

Stall, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend (Dan Cortese); guest Jami Gertz.

TV-PG

2:09 AM

Dinner Party, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

The gang shops for last-minute gifts for a dinner party.

TV-PG

3:09 AM

Game of Chest, A (DVS)

Wrecked

After Jess loses her recollection of the last decade, Todd attempts to spark her memory. Steve and Declan face off in a battle of wits. Like, seriously, what are these episode descriptions being used for? iTunes? Amazon? Are they just buried deep in the TBS app?

TV-MA

4:09 AM

Straight Outta TBS

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Adam Devine "gets his 80s on," Aubrey Plaza's "gotta halve it," and the "Fairy Doggfather" pays a visit. A drag racer and a college student must decide between "Yeezus or Jesus" and the winner gets a chance to play for $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

5:09 AM

Give It While the Givin's Good

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

In this very special celebrity episode Aubrey Plaza tries to meld her mind with Snoop's and Wiz Khalifa's knowledge of rap groups and hair products is put to the test. Aubrey and Wiz get a chance to win $50,000 for charity. Plus, Adam Devine gets his 80s on, Michael Strahan gets down on "Sole Train," and Cheech & Chong get passionate with Snoop.

TV-14

6:09 AM

Game of Chest, A (DVS)

Wrecked

After Jess loses her recollection of the last decade, Todd attempts to spark her memory. Steve and Declan face off in a battle of wits. Like, seriously, what are these episode descriptions being used for? iTunes? Amazon? Are they just buried deep in the TBS app?

TV-MA

7:09 AM

Straight Outta TBS

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Adam Devine "gets his 80s on," Aubrey Plaza's "gotta halve it," and the "Fairy Doggfather" pays a visit. A drag racer and a college student must decide between "Yeezus or Jesus" and the winner gets a chance to play for $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

8:09 AM

Give It While the Givin's Good

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

In this very special celebrity episode Aubrey Plaza tries to meld her mind with Snoop's and Wiz Khalifa's knowledge of rap groups and hair products is put to the test. Aubrey and Wiz get a chance to win $50,000 for charity. Plus, Adam Devine gets his 80s on, Michael Strahan gets down on "Sole Train," and Cheech & Chong get passionate with Snoop.

TV-14

9:09 AM

Mystery of Skull Island, The

Married with Children

While Peggy, Al, Marcy and Jefferson play a New Age board game, Bud finds himself unable to say no to sexy Kara even if it kills him.

TV-PG

10:09 AM

Sparing Carrie

King of Queens, The

Doug's bowling team must win a match or else fire Carrie.

TV-PG

11:09 AM

Block Buster

King of Queens, The

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

TV-PG

12:09 PM

Mystery of Skull Island, The

Married with Children

While Peggy, Al, Marcy and Jefferson play a New Age board game, Bud finds himself unable to say no to sexy Kara even if it kills him.

TV-PG

1:09 PM

Pacifier, The (DVS)

Assigned to protect the endangered children of an assassinated scientist working on a secret invention, Shane Wolfe is suddenly faced with juggling two incompatible jobs: fighting evil while keeping house. As he adds to his usual arsenal of wetsuits and weapons the new tools of juice boxes and a minivan, Shane not only must defeat a world-threatening enemy but also wrangle teen rebel Zoe, uplift sullen 14-year-old Seth and outwit 8-year-old Ninja-wannabe Lulu, simultaneously keeping toddler Peter and baby Tyler out of mischief, not to mention harm's way. While drop zones, demolitions and destroying enemy targets come naturally to Shane, he has no idea what tough really is until he pits his courage against diapering, den-mothering and driver's education. He's truly a S.E.A.L. out of water, but this tough-guy loner soon realizes that he's also facing the most important mission of his life: becoming part of a family and bringing them all closer together.

TV-PG

2:09 PM

Block Buster

King of Queens, The

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

TV-PG

3:09 PM

Pacifier, The (DVS)

Assigned to protect the endangered children of an assassinated scientist working on a secret invention, Shane Wolfe is suddenly faced with juggling two incompatible jobs: fighting evil while keeping house. As he adds to his usual arsenal of wetsuits and weapons the new tools of juice boxes and a minivan, Shane not only must defeat a world-threatening enemy but also wrangle teen rebel Zoe, uplift sullen 14-year-old Seth and outwit 8-year-old Ninja-wannabe Lulu, simultaneously keeping toddler Peter and baby Tyler out of mischief, not to mention harm's way. While drop zones, demolitions and destroying enemy targets come naturally to Shane, he has no idea what tough really is until he pits his courage against diapering, den-mothering and driver's education. He's truly a S.E.A.L. out of water, but this tough-guy loner soon realizes that he's also facing the most important mission of his life: becoming part of a family and bringing them all closer together.

TV-PG

5:09 PM

Chicago Cubs @ Philadelphia Phillies

MLB 2018 Sunday Games

8:09 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

9:09 PM

One Where They're Going to Party!, The

Friends

The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.

TV-PG

10:09 PM

Sky High

It all begins at a secret school in the clouds like none on earth: Sky High, the first and only high school for kids with super-human powers going through crime-fighting puberty. At Sky High, the student body throw flames with their footballs, study Villainy with their Chemistry and are divided into "Heroes" and "Sidekicks" instead of jocks and geeks. It's an out-of-this-world yet completely recognizable place where cool gadgetry, rampant bravery and awe-inspiring magical skills mix it up with parental battles, peer pressure and dating trouble--with explosively fun results. This year's class features some of the best, brightest and most powerfully gifted super-teens ever assembled. And then there's Will Stronghold. When you're the son of the world's most legendary super heroes, The Commander and Jetstream, people expect you to live up to the family name The problem is that Will is starting with no superpowers of his own and, worst of all, instead of joining the ranks of the "Hero" class, he finds himself relegated to being a "Sidekick." Now he must somehow survive his freshman year while dealing with an overbearing gym coach, a bully with super speed and a dangerous rebel with a grudge (and the ability to shoot fire from his hands)--not to mention the usual angst, parental expectations and girl problems that accompany teenage life. But when an evil villain threatens his family, friends and the very sanctity of Sky High, Will must use his newfound superpowers to save the day and prove himself a "Hero" worthy of the family tradition.

TV-PG

11:09 PM

Tomorrowland (DVS)

Whenever Casey Newton touches a lapel pin with the letter T on it, she finds herself transported to Tomorrowland, a city filled with huge robots and sleek buildings. The gifted young woman recruits the help of scientist Frank Walker, a previous visitor to Tomorrowland, who years ago made a startling discovery about the future. Together, the two adventurers travel to the metropolis to uncover its mysterious secrets.

TV-PG

Monday, Sep 3
12:09 AM

Maleficent (DVS)

A beautiful, pure-hearted young woman, Maleficent has an idyllic life growing up in a peaceable forest kingdom, until an invading army threatens the harmony of the land. Maleficent rises to be the land's fiercest protector, but she ultimately suffers a ruthless betrayal-an act that begins to turn her pure heart to stone. Bent on revenge, Maleficent faces an epic battle with the invading king's successor and, as a result, places a curse upon his newborn infant Aurora. As the child grows, Maleficent realizes that Aurora holds the key to peace in the kingdom-and perhaps to Maleficent's true happiness as well.

TV-PG

1:09 AM

Tomorrowland (DVS)

Whenever Casey Newton touches a lapel pin with the letter T on it, she finds herself transported to Tomorrowland, a city filled with huge robots and sleek buildings. The gifted young woman recruits the help of scientist Frank Walker, a previous visitor to Tomorrowland, who years ago made a startling discovery about the future. Together, the two adventurers travel to the metropolis to uncover its mysterious secrets.

TV-PG

2:09 AM

Tomorrowland (DVS)

Whenever Casey Newton touches a lapel pin with the letter T on it, she finds herself transported to Tomorrowland, a city filled with huge robots and sleek buildings. The gifted young woman recruits the help of scientist Frank Walker, a previous visitor to Tomorrowland, who years ago made a startling discovery about the future. Together, the two adventurers travel to the metropolis to uncover its mysterious secrets.

TV-PG

4:09 AM

Tomorrowland (DVS)

Whenever Casey Newton touches a lapel pin with the letter T on it, she finds herself transported to Tomorrowland, a city filled with huge robots and sleek buildings. The gifted young woman recruits the help of scientist Frank Walker, a previous visitor to Tomorrowland, who years ago made a startling discovery about the future. Together, the two adventurers travel to the metropolis to uncover its mysterious secrets.

TV-PG

6:09 AM

Pacifier, The (DVS)

Assigned to protect the endangered children of an assassinated scientist working on a secret invention, Shane Wolfe is suddenly faced with juggling two incompatible jobs: fighting evil while keeping house. As he adds to his usual arsenal of wetsuits and weapons the new tools of juice boxes and a minivan, Shane not only must defeat a world-threatening enemy but also wrangle teen rebel Zoe, uplift sullen 14-year-old Seth and outwit 8-year-old Ninja-wannabe Lulu, simultaneously keeping toddler Peter and baby Tyler out of mischief, not to mention harm's way. While drop zones, demolitions and destroying enemy targets come naturally to Shane, he has no idea what tough really is until he pits his courage against diapering, den-mothering and driver's education. He's truly a S.E.A.L. out of water, but this tough-guy loner soon realizes that he's also facing the most important mission of his life: becoming part of a family and bringing them all closer together.

TV-PG

7:09 AM

Sky High

It all begins at a secret school in the clouds like none on earth: Sky High, the first and only high school for kids with super-human powers going through crime-fighting puberty. At Sky High, the student body throw flames with their footballs, study Villainy with their Chemistry and are divided into "Heroes" and "Sidekicks" instead of jocks and geeks. It's an out-of-this-world yet completely recognizable place where cool gadgetry, rampant bravery and awe-inspiring magical skills mix it up with parental battles, peer pressure and dating trouble--with explosively fun results. This year's class features some of the best, brightest and most powerfully gifted super-teens ever assembled. And then there's Will Stronghold. When you're the son of the world's most legendary super heroes, The Commander and Jetstream, people expect you to live up to the family name The problem is that Will is starting with no superpowers of his own and, worst of all, instead of joining the ranks of the "Hero" class, he finds himself relegated to being a "Sidekick." Now he must somehow survive his freshman year while dealing with an overbearing gym coach, a bully with super speed and a dangerous rebel with a grudge (and the ability to shoot fire from his hands)--not to mention the usual angst, parental expectations and girl problems that accompany teenage life. But when an evil villain threatens his family, friends and the very sanctity of Sky High, Will must use his newfound superpowers to save the day and prove himself a "Hero" worthy of the family tradition.

TV-PG

8:09 AM

Scary Movie 3

It all begins when roving reporter Cindy Campbell sets out to find a hard news story in the middle of television sweeps. She soon uncovers an outrageous onslaught of globe-threatening developments including alien invaders, killer videotapes, freaky crop circles, prophecies of The One, eerie-eyed children, ambitious white rappers and even a run-in with Michael Jackson. Faced with conspiracies of massive proportions, and a crew of very strange people following her around, Cindy must fight to stop evil from taking over the world yet again.

TV-14

9:09 AM

Just Shoe It

Married with Children

Al relives his glory days as a high school football star (All City '66) when he lands a role in a Super Bowl commercial with ex-jocks Sugar Ray Leonard, Steve Carlton and Ed "Too Tall" Jones.

TV-PG

10:09 AM

Egg and I, The

Married with Children

Steve Rhoades, on the run after hijacking an endangered egg, returns to reclaim his ex-wife, but Marcy doesn't want him back and all the Bundys want is to turn him in to the FBI for the reward money.

TV-PG

11:09 AM

Psychic Avengers

Married with Children

When Al takes over Jefferson's psychic scam, rival mystic Madame Inga puts a curse on the entire Bundy family.

TV-PG

12:09 PM

One with the Free Porn, The

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

1:09 PM

One with All the Haste, The

Friends

Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.

TV-PG

2:09 PM

One with the Birth, The

Friends

When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.

TV-PG

3:09 PM

One with the Free Porn, The

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

4:09 PM

One with All the Haste, The

Friends

Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.

TV-PG

5:09 PM

One with the Birth, The

Friends

When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.

TV-PG

6:09 PM

One with the Embryos, The

Friends

Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.

TV-PG

7:09 PM

One with the Fertility Test, The

Friends

Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic; Ross helps Joey woo the same professor he wants to date.

TV-14

8:09 PM

One with the Baby Shower, The

Friends

During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.

TV-PG

9:09 PM

One Where Rachel Has a Baby Part 2, The

Friends

The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.

TV-PG

10:09 PM

One with the Fertility Test, The

Friends

Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic; Ross helps Joey woo the same professor he wants to date.

TV-14

11:09 PM

Last One Part 2, The

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Sep 4
12:09 AM

Topsy (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Sparks fly when Louise is determined to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating a famous experiment where Thomas Edison (played by Gene) electrocutes an elephant named Topsy (played by Tina).

TV-PG

1:09 AM

Peter Principal, The (DVS)

Family Guy

When Principal Shepard is suspended from James Woods High after a mental breakdown due to his ugly divorce, Peter volunteers to take his place as interim Principal.

TV-14

2:09 AM

House Full of Peters, A (DVS)

Family Guy

Lois has a girls' night out with Bonnie and Donna where they decide to prank call their husbands. After Lois's friends ridicule their spouses, Lois decides to pretend to be Peter's long lost daughter.

TV-14

3:09 AM

Family Goy (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter falls in love with a life-size Kathy Ireland cut-out; Lois discovers she's Jewish.

TV-14

4:09 AM

Conan (DVS)

TV-14

5:09 AM

And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max's babysitting gig with Peach is in peril if the cupcakes she and Caroline deliver to Peach's socialite friend aren't perfect.

TV-14

6:09 AM

And Martha Stewart Have a Ball Part 2 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline use Caroline's invite to a Manhattan gala as a means to meet Martha Stewart and present their cupcake business.

TV-14

7:09 AM

Conan (DVS)

TV-14

8:09 AM

And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max's babysitting gig with Peach is in peril if the cupcakes she and Caroline deliver to Peach's socialite friend aren't perfect.

TV-14

9:09 AM

And Martha Stewart Have a Ball Part 2 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline use Caroline's invite to a Manhattan gala as a means to meet Martha Stewart and present their cupcake business.

TV-14

10:09 AM

And the Pearl Necklace (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline met Martha Stewart at a gala event and gave her one of their cupcakes to taste, they were thrilled to get a positive response! Now, Max and Caroline attempt to keep the faith that Martha Stewart will call and help support their cupcake business. Meanwhile, Caroline loses a lucky keepsake.

TV-14

11:09 AM

And the Cupcake War (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline put their baking skills to the test when they audition to be contestants on the hit cooking show Cupcake Wars.

TV-14

12:09 PM

Where's Poppa

King of Queens, The

Hit by a foul ball, Doug ends up at Dr. Becker's and makes a friend (Bill Cosby).

TV-PG

1:09 PM

Maybe Baby

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie contemplate having a baby; Arthur recalls the day Carrie was born.

TV-PG

2:09 PM

Stand-In, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer is a stand-in on a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

TV-PG

3:09 PM

One with All the Wedding Dresses, The

Friends

Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.

TV-PG

4:09 PM

One with the Worst Best Man Ever, The

Friends

Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.

TV-PG

5:09 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

6:09 PM

One with All the Wedding Dresses, The

Friends

Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.

TV-PG

7:09 PM

One with the Worst Best Man Ever, The

Friends

Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.

TV-PG

8:09 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

9:09 PM

One with All the Kissing, The

Friends

Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.

TV-PG

10:09 PM

One with the Kips, The

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

11:09 PM

Virtual In-Stanity (DVS)

American Dad

Stan uses an avatar of a hot girl to bond with Steve; Roger plots a violent end for frat brothers who stiffed him out of $20 for a limousine ride.

TV-14

Wednesday, Sep 5
12:09 AM

Season's Beatings (DVS)

American Dad

Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.

TV-14

1:09 AM

Seahorse Sea Shell Party (DVS)

Family Guy

A storm hits the towns of Stoolbend, Quahog and Langley Falls. To help pass the time and calm his nerves, Brian consumes some questionable substances and has trouble sobering up. Meanwhile, Meg goes off the deep end after the family takes one too many jabs at her.

TV-14

2:09 AM

Conjugal Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 10 premiere, the gang deals with the awkward aftermath of an overnight liaison between Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father. Meanwhile, Penny's dysfunctional family is in town for the wedding, including her neurotic mom and drug dealer brother.

TV-PG