DVS Offerings

Tuesday, Jul 17
12:07 AM

Zero Larp Thirty (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Linda wins a contest to spend a dream weekend at the home where her favorite television show is filmed, things don't go quite as planned. Also, Teddy's back problems leave him stuck on the floor, while he babysits the kids.

TV-PG

1:07 AM

Fresh Heir (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter breaks his promise to take Chris on a fishing trip, leaving Chris feeling rejected. Lois suggests he spend more time with Carter, who has a broken leg and needs someone to take care of him.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Herpe the Love Sore (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie is fascinated by the blood oath in The Outlaw Josey Wales and begs Brian to perform the same ritual with him. After some nagging, Brian finally relents. They cut their palms and firmly shake hands, thus becoming blood brothers. The next morning, Stewie wakes up to find his lip has broken out with herpes sores.

TV-14

3:07 AM

Baby Got Black (DVS)

Family Guy

Chris hits it off with Pam, a black girl from school who happens to be Jerome's daughter. Jerome doesn't approve because he thinks Chris is just interested in sex.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Episode 81163

Conan

Guests: Kunal Nayyar, Adam Pally, Harrison Greenbaum

TV-14

5:07 AM

From the LBC to Your TV

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Adam Devine tells "yo momma" jokes and "The Riddler" stops by. Someone tries to meld their mind with Snoop's, and a blogger and an analyst are quizzed on some cracking black actors from across the pond, pip pip! Somebody gets to play Snoop's big-ass slot machine for a chance to win $50,000.

TV-14

6:07 AM

And the Near Death Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline goes into a tailspin and drags Max with her when Nicolas tells her that he is going to leave is wife for her.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Episode 81163

Conan

Guests: Kunal Nayyar, Adam Pally, Harrison Greenbaum

TV-14

8:07 AM

And the ATM (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max decides to break up with Deke now that she knows about his wealthy background.

TV-14

9:07 AM

And the Near Death Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline goes into a tailspin and drags Max with her when Nicolas tells her that he is going to leave is wife for her.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Not Broke Parents (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When the pastry school closes Deke has an idea of purchasing it, so he invites Caroline and Max to meet his parents, Max is tongue-tied until his mother confides in her about her secret past.

TV-14

11:07 AM

Top of the Heap

Married with Children

Al loses his television set on a neighborhood boxing bet; even so, he, along with the boxer's dad, advise defeated fighter Vinnie to marry rich and forget about a career.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

Gambling N' Diction

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

Raygin Bulls

King of Queens, The

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

TV-PG

2:07 PM

Little Jerry, The

Seinfeld

George finds the perfect woman; Kramer gets a pet; Elaine dates a bald man.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

One with the Ride Along, The

Friends

The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.

TV-PG

4:07 PM

One with Joey's Big Break, The

Friends

Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One in Vegas Part 2, The

Friends

Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with the Ride Along, The

Friends

The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with Joey's Big Break, The

Friends

Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One in Vegas Part 2, The

Friends

Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One Where Ross Hugs Rachel, The

Friends

Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, The

Friends

Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Ward Show, A (DVS)

American Dad

After he's appointed Steve's legal guardian, Roger has Principal Lewis fired for letting Steve break the school's rules; Stan and Fran vacation at a waterpark.

TV-14

Wednesday, Jul 18
12:07 AM

Virtual In-Stanity (DVS)

American Dad

Stan uses an avatar of a hot girl to bond with Steve; Roger plots a violent end for frat brothers who stiffed him out of $20 for a limousine ride.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Road to Germany (DVS)

Family Guy

Mort Goldman accidentally steps into a time machine and winds up in 1939 Poland in the middle of the Nazi invasion. Brian and Stewie follow him to Nazi Germany in an attempt to save him and bring him back to the present safely.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Zazzy Substitution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon breaks up with Amy Farrah Fowler, the guys worry when he starts replacing her with cats.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Desperation Emanation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon meets Amy Farrah Fowler's mother and comes to the realization he no longer wants to see Amy; and Leonard realizes everyone is in a relationship except for him.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Episode 81167

Conan

Guests: Eva Longoria, Luke Hemsworth, Ben Harper & Charlie Musselwhite

TV-14

5:07 AM

Defense Rests, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Sophia's relationship with Jake conflicts with her job, Jake tries to make things right with her boss; Wuntch asks Holt for help.

TV-14

6:07 AM

Wednesday Incident, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake teams up with Holt's husband to figure out why Holt has been acting moody; Charles tries to get a confession out of an elderly suspect.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Episode 81167

Conan

Guests: Eva Longoria, Luke Hemsworth, Ben Harper & Charlie Musselwhite

TV-14

8:07 AM

Defense Rests, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Sophia's relationship with Jake conflicts with her job, Jake tries to make things right with her boss; Wuntch asks Holt for help.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Wednesday Incident, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake teams up with Holt's husband to figure out why Holt has been acting moody; Charles tries to get a confession out of an elderly suspect.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the New Lease on Life (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are forced to find the original tenant of their apartment when the lease expires and convince him to re-sign or else they will face eviction.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the First Degree (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline helping Max earn her high-school diploma and reconnect with her estranged mother.

TV-14

12:07 PM

Knee Jerk

King of Queens, The

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

Present Tense

King of Queens, The

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

TV-PG

2:07 PM

Van Buren Boys, The

Seinfeld

George interviews student candidates for Susan's scholarship.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

One with Joey's Porsche, The

Friends

Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.

TV-PG

4:07 PM

One Where Phoebe Runs, The

Friends

Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One with the Apothecary Table, The

Friends

Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with Joey's Porsche, The

Friends

Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One Where Phoebe Runs, The

Friends

Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One with the Apothecary Table, The

Friends

Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One with Rachel's Sister Part 1, The

Friends

Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 2, The

Friends

In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol; Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness; Rachel learns the truth about her husband; and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.

TV-14

11:07 PM

Creepy Candy Coating Corollary, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon looks forward to squaring off against the one actor from the Star Trek universe he holds enmity towards, Wil Wheaton, in a fantasy collectible card game tournament. Wolowitz cashes in on an old pact with Leonard to get Penny to set him up with a friend of hers.

TV-PG

Thursday, Jul 19
12:07 AM

Flaming Spittoon Acquisition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon becomes jealous when Stuart asks Amy for a date.

TV-PG

1:07 AM

Bakersfield Expedition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard's car is stolen when the guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield, dressed as Star Trek characters.

TV-PG

2:07 AM

July 18, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Between the impending overturn of Roe v. Wade and the Trump administration's reboot of Watergate, Full Frontal is delivering a whole episode of deja vu! Plus, Amy Hoggart attends a Trump protest across the pond.

TV-MA

3:07 AM

Flaming Spittoon Acquisition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon becomes jealous when Stuart asks Amy for a date.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Episode 81186

Conan

From 2018 Comic Con: Cast of Breaking Bad Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, Anna Gunn, Dean Norris, Betsy Brandt, RJ Mitte, Giancarlo Esposito, Bob Odenkirk and creator Vince Gilligan.

TV-14

5:07 AM

July 18, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Between the impending overturn of Roe v. Wade and the Trump administration's reboot of Watergate, Full Frontal is delivering a whole episode of deja vu! Plus, Amy Hoggart attends a Trump protest across the pond.

TV-MA

6:07 AM

If You See Something, Solve Something (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

A naked woman crawls out of a child's backpack and doesn't remember a thing. Why? She couldn't tell you. Tribeca helps her trace her steps while Geils and Tanner track down a murderer on the run from prison.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Episode 81186

Conan

From 2018 Comic Con: Cast of Breaking Bad Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, Anna Gunn, Dean Norris, Betsy Brandt, RJ Mitte, Giancarlo Esposito, Bob Odenkirk and creator Vince Gilligan.

TV-14

8:07 AM

So This Is How Sinatra Felt

Married with Children

When Peg thinks Al's having an affair, she sends Kelly and Bud out to do some sleuthing, but no one is more shocked than Al to discover that a beautiful shoe groupie wants to try him on for size.

TV-PG

9:07 AM

Mystery of Skull Island, The

Married with Children

While Peggy, Al, Marcy and Jefferson play a New Age board game, Bud finds himself unable to say no to sexy Kara even if it kills him.

TV-PG

10:07 AM

Rites of Passage

Married with Children

Though Peggy has hired Sticky the Clown to entertain at Bud's 18th birthday party, Al follows Bundy tradition and takes his son to the nudie bar for his first brawl.

TV-PG

11:07 AM

So This Is How Sinatra Felt

Married with Children

When Peg thinks Al's having an affair, she sends Kelly and Bud out to do some sleuthing, but no one is more shocked than Al to discover that a beautiful shoe groupie wants to try him on for size.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

Buggie Nights

King of Queens, The

When Arthur brings back bug-infested hotel sheets from his vacation in Florida, the creatures take over the house and force Doug and Carrie to move out.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

Emotional Rollrcoaster

King of Queens, The

Doug tells Carrie that, as part of the IPS management program, he needs to conquer a local roller coaster he's been yearning to ride.

TV-PG

2:07 PM

English Patient, The

Seinfeld

Jerry lifts weights with his parents' Florida neighbor (Lloyd Bridges).

TV-PG

3:07 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

4:07 PM

One Where Ross Dates a Student, The

Friends

When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One Where Ross Dates a Student, The

Friends

When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One Where Paul's the Man, The

Friends

Elizabeth (ALEXANDRA HOLDEN) and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father (BRUCE WILLIS) and head up to his cabin for the weekend.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One with the Ring, The

Friends

Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Millennium, The

Seinfeld

Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

TV-PG

Friday, Jul 20
12:07 AM

Summer of George, The

Seinfeld

George plans a vacation; Elaine critiques a co-worker (Molly Shannon); guest Raquel Welch.

TV-PG

1:07 AM

Lizard-Spock Expansion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon wants to use an alternate version of rock-paper-scissors to help resolve conflicts. A girl Wolowitz has a major crush on falls for Leonard.

TV-PG

2:07 AM

Opening Night Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Prof. Proton visits Sheldon in a dream and gives him Obi-Wan Kenobi-like advice about whether to go see the new "Star Wars" film or spend the time with newly reunited girlfriend Amy on her birthday.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Summer of George, The

Seinfeld

George plans a vacation; Elaine critiques a co-worker (Molly Shannon); guest Raquel Welch.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Episode 81187

Conan

From 2018 Comic Con: Cast of The Predator starring Olivia Munn, Keegan-Michael Key, Sterling K. Brown, Thomas Jane, Trevante Rhodes, Alfie Allen, Augusto Aguilera, Jake Busey, Yvonne Strahovski and director Shane Black.

TV-14

5:07 AM

Opening Night Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Prof. Proton visits Sheldon in a dream and gives him Obi-Wan Kenobi-like advice about whether to go see the new "Star Wars" film or spend the time with newly reunited girlfriend Amy on her birthday.

TV-PG

6:07 AM

What You Know Can Win Dough

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Supermodel Karlie Kloss brings the fashion facts, Michael Strahan busts a move, and Seth Rogen schools us on pots effects on our brains. A sommelier and a bartender take on the wheels to grab that $25,000.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Episode 81187

Conan

From 2018 Comic Con: Cast of The Predator starring Olivia Munn, Keegan-Michael Key, Sterling K. Brown, Thomas Jane, Trevante Rhodes, Alfie Allen, Augusto Aguilera, Jake Busey, Yvonne Strahovski and director Shane Black.

TV-14

8:07 AM

Game Is On...Doggy Style, The

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Seth Rogen tells us what celeb he most wants to get high with. Snoop quizzes a pot farming party planner and a Pokemon master on names of pot strains and uses his superpowers to meld with their minds. The winner spins the wheels for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

9:07 AM

What You Know Can Win Dough

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Supermodel Karlie Kloss brings the fashion facts, Michael Strahan busts a move, and Seth Rogen schools us on pots effects on our brains. A sommelier and a bartender take on the wheels to grab that $25,000.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Reality Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

With a TV producer approaching Max and Caroline about shooting an episode of a Kardashians reality show at their cupcake window.

TV-14

11:07 AM

High I.Q.

Married with Children

Bud is up in arms when Kelly is invited to join a group of geniuses while Al and Jefferson try their hand at putting together a workbench and lose a few fingers in the process.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

Four Play

King of Queens, The

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

Acting Out

King of Queens, The

Carrie considers moving Arthur into a retirement home after he sets the basement on fire.

TV-PG

2:07 PM

Voice, The

Seinfeld

Jerry takes an interest in a girlfriend's navel; Kramer hires an intern.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

One with the Proposal Part 2, The

Friends

Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.

TV-PG

4:07 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One with Rachel's Assistant, The

Friends

Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with the Proposal Part 2, The

Friends

Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One with Rachel's Assistant, The

Friends

Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One with the Nap Partners, The

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One with All the Candy, The

Friends

Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Thelma and Louise Except Thelma is Linda

Bob's Burgers

After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to meet with Mr. Frond and potentially could lose her hard-earned position as the Wagstaff bake sale leader. When she finds out that her daughter was actually trying to help another student, Linda is torn between following school policy or her own moral code.

TV-PG

Saturday, Jul 21
12:07 AM

Ricky Spanish (DVS)

American Dad

Roger makes amends for the trouble he caused after he adopted a sociopathic persona; Stan and Fran get an unexpected visit from a Nigerian man whom they aided through a relief organization.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Juice Is Loose, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter cashes in a raffle ticket, and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson; but when he brings home the infamous former running back, the residents of Quahog are not so welcoming to the new houseguest.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Pretty Woman (DVS)

The Pygmalion-like transformation of a young Los Angeles prostitute.

TV-14

3:07 AM

Blended (DVS)

After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. But when they each sign up separately for a fabulous family vacation with their kids, they're all stuck sharing a suite at a luxurious African safari resort for a week.

TV-14

5:07 AM

Pretty Woman (DVS)

The Pygmalion-like transformation of a young Los Angeles prostitute.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Just Like Heaven

When David sublets his quaint San Francisco apartment, the last thing he expects--or wants--is a roommate. He begins to make a complete mess of the place when a pretty young woman, named Elizabeth, suddenly shows up, adamantly insisting the apartment is hers. David assumes that there's been a giant misunderstanding, until Elizabeth disappears just as mysteriously as she had appeared. Changing the locks does nothing to deter Elizabeth, who begins to appear and disappear at will--mostly to rebuke David for his personal living habits in her apartment. Convinced that she is a ghost, David tries to help Elizabeth cross over to the "other side." But while Elizabeth has discovered she does have a distinctly ethereal quality--she can walk through walls--she is equally convinced that she is somehow still alive and isn't crossing over anywhere. As Elizabeth and David search for the truth about who Elizabeth is and how she came to be in her present state, their relationship deepens into love. Unfortunately, they have very little time before their prospects for a future together permanently fade away.

TV-PG

8:07 AM

Bad Teacher (DVS)

Elizabeth Halsey is a foulmouthed, ruthless, and inappropriate teacher. She drinks, gets high, and can't wait to marry a meal ticket to get out of her bogus day job. When she's dumped by her fiancé, she sets her sights on a rich, handsome substitute while shrugging off the advances of the school gym teacher. The consequences of her wild and outrageous schemes give her students, coworkers, and even herself an education like no other.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Every Bundy Has a Birthday

Married with Children

When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peggy assigns him one, selecting the next day, which also happens to be Al's birthday. The family decides to go to the town park to celebrate, only to find it's been rented by a rich, snobby family.

TV-PG

10:07 AM

What I Did for Love

Married with Children

In an effort to renew her husband's romantic interest in her, Peg drags Al along to shop for some exciting lingerie, only to find Bud hitting on one of the store mannequins. After trying every trick in the book, Peg finally discovers food is the only way to arouse Al, but when she slaves away in the kitchen in exchange for a few romantic results, she refuses to do any more cooking.

TV-14

11:07 AM

Live Free or Die Hard (DVS)

On the July 4th holiday, an attack on the vulnerable United States infrastructure begins to shut down the entire nation. The mysterious figure behind the scheme has figured out every modern angle--but he never figured on an old-analog fly, John McClane, in the digital ointment. It's the beginning of the holiday, but New York City Detective McClane isn't celebrating. He's had yet another argument with his college-age daughter Lucy, and received a crushingly routine assignment to bring in a young hacker, Matt Farrell, for questioning by the FBI. But for McClane, the ordinary has a habit of exploding into the extraordinary--abruptly hurtling him into the wrong place at the wrong time. With Farrell's help, McClane slowly begins to understand the increasing chaos surrounding him. An attack is underway on the vulnerable United States infrastructure, shutting down the entire nation. The mysterious figure behind the scheme, Thomas Gabriel, stays several moves ahead of McClane as he implements his incredible plans, known to uber-geeks like Farrell as a fire sale.

TV-14

12:07 PM

Every Bundy Has a Birthday

Married with Children

When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peggy assigns him one, selecting the next day, which also happens to be Al's birthday. The family decides to go to the town park to celebrate, only to find it's been rented by a rich, snobby family.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

What I Did for Love

Married with Children

In an effort to renew her husband's romantic interest in her, Peg drags Al along to shop for some exciting lingerie, only to find Bud hitting on one of the store mannequins. After trying every trick in the book, Peg finally discovers food is the only way to arouse Al, but when she slaves away in the kitchen in exchange for a few romantic results, she refuses to do any more cooking.

TV-14

2:07 PM

Dark Knight Rises, The (DVS)

It has been eight years since Batman vanished into the night, turning, in that instant, from hero to fugitive. Assuming the blame for the death of D.A. Harvey Dent, the Dark Knight sacrificed everything for what he and Commissioner Gordon both hoped was the greater good. For a time the lie worked, as criminal activity in Gotham City was crushed under the weight of the anti-crime Dent Act. But everything will change with the arrival of a cunning cat burglar with a mysterious agenda. Far more dangerous, however, is the emergence of Bane, a masked terrorist whose ruthless plans for Gotham drive Bruce out of his self-imposed exile. But even if he dons the cape and cowl again, Batman may be no match for Bane.

TV-14

5:07 PM

Dark Knight Rises, The (DVS)

It has been eight years since Batman vanished into the night, turning, in that instant, from hero to fugitive. Assuming the blame for the death of D.A. Harvey Dent, the Dark Knight sacrificed everything for what he and Commissioner Gordon both hoped was the greater good. For a time the lie worked, as criminal activity in Gotham City was crushed under the weight of the anti-crime Dent Act. But everything will change with the arrival of a cunning cat burglar with a mysterious agenda. Far more dangerous, however, is the emergence of Bane, a masked terrorist whose ruthless plans for Gotham drive Bruce out of his self-imposed exile. But even if he dons the cape and cowl again, Batman may be no match for Bane.

TV-14

6:07 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One with the Truth About London, The

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

One with the Truth About London, The

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

Sunday, Jul 22
12:07 AM

Hawking Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon has a chance to meet his hero, STEPHEN HAWKING.

TV-PG

1:07 AM

Troll Manifestation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

An online troll rips Leonard and Sheldon's published physics paper, so the guys rally to defend the two and expose the bully, while a girls night out leads to Penny, Amy and Bernadette dishing about embarrassing past events.

TV-PG

2:07 AM

Higgs Boson Observation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy's nervous when Sheldon hires Alex, a female assistant.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Hawking Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon has a chance to meet his hero, STEPHEN HAWKING.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Episode 81188

Conan

From 2018 Comic Con: Cast of "Glass" starring Samuel L. Jackson, James McAvoy, Bruce Willis, Sarah Paulson, Anya Taylor-Joy and writer/director M. Night Shyamalan.

TV-14

5:07 AM

Higgs Boson Observation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy's nervous when Sheldon hires Alex, a female assistant.

TV-PG

6:07 AM

And the Brand Job (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's friendship is severely tested when Caroline drags Max to a motivational business seminar to help brand their cupcake business.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Episode 81188

Conan

From 2018 Comic Con: Cast of "Glass" starring Samuel L. Jackson, James McAvoy, Bruce Willis, Sarah Paulson, Anya Taylor-Joy and writer/director M. Night Shyamalan.

TV-14

8:07 AM

And the Childhood Not Included (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline accidentally loses one of Han's expensive fish while cleaning the tank, so Max considers selling a sentimental gift from her mother in order to replace the fish.

TV-14

9:07 AM

And the Brand Job (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's friendship is severely tested when Caroline drags Max to a motivational business seminar to help brand their cupcake business.

TV-14

10:07 AM

Tank Heaven

King of Queens, The

Doug deliberately offends Carrie's co-workers by showing them his chest hair.

TV-PG

11:07 AM

Icky Shuffle

King of Queens, The

When Carrie comes down with a cold, Arthur must find a new teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

One with Ross & Monica's Cousin, The

Friends

Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

One with the Vows, The

Friends

As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.

TV-PG

2:07 PM

Fun with Dick and Jane

Dick Harper's years of hard work finally pay off when he is promoted to vice president at Globodyne, a worldwide leader in the consolidation of media properties. After exactly one day in his new job, Globodyne is destroyed by an Enron-like calamity, and he is left holding the bag. Dick's sudden reversal of fortune has left him little time to set money aside for a rainy day. Now it's raining buckets as Dick and his loving wife Jane, watch in horror as their deluxe suburban homes, their luxury cars and their status-conscious friends quickly vanish into thin air. After playing by the rules and working single-mindedly to build a comfortable life for his family, Dick is utterly unprepared to give up the American dream. Taking a lesson from his corrupt employer, however, Dick hits on a brilliant idea: If stealing was good enough for his boss, then it's good enough for him. Using his newfound skills, he and Jane exact hilarious revenge and teach big business a lesson.

TV-14

3:07 PM

Dumb & Dumber (DVS)

Best friends Lloyd and Harry are a pair of dim-witted pals on a cross country road trip to Aspen to return a briefcase full of cash to its rightful owner, Mary Swanson, a beautiful woman who ends up being Lloyd's dream girl. Little does Lloyd know that Mary is in Aspen trying to find her kidnapped husband. Soon, the two get mixed up in the crime, and their wacky exploits are leading the FBI straight to the crooks.

TV-14

6:07 PM

St. Louis Cardinals @ Chicago Cubs

MLB 2018 Sunday Games

9:07 PM

Icky Shuffle

King of Queens, The

When Carrie comes down with a cold, Arthur must find a new teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One with Ross & Monica's Cousin, The

Friends

Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

One with the Vows, The

Friends

As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.

TV-PG

Monday, Jul 23
12:07 AM

Hangover Part III, The (DVS)

In the aftermath of the death of Alan's father, the wolfpack decide to take Alan to get treated for his mental issues. But things start to go wrong on the way to the hospital as the wolfpack is assaulted and Doug is kidnapped. Now they must find Mr. Chow again in order to surrender him to the gangster who kidnapped Doug in order to save him.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Old School (DVS)

A trio of thirty-something buddies tries to recapture the outrageous, irrepressible fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus frat house. Mitch, Frank and Beanie have all reached a crossroads in their lives. They can choose to be responsible adults, with wives, families and steady jobs--or they can postpone adulthood in favor of the reckless abandon of frat house living with all the fun and none of the education. No contest.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Hangover Part II, The (DVS)

Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug travel to exotic Thailand for Stu's wedding. With the memory of Doug's nearly disastrous bachelor party in Las Vegas still fresh-or at least well-documented-Stu is taking no chances. He has opted for a safe, subdued, pre-wedding trip brunch, with pancakes, coffee and no alcohol. However, things don't always go as planned. Two nights before the big day, at a fabulous resort in Thailand, Stu relents. One beer each. In sealed bottles. What could go wrong? What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in Bangkok can't even be imagined.

TV-14

3:07 AM

Episode 81189

Conan

From 2018 Comic Con: The Cast of "Aquaman".

TV-14

4:07 AM

Old School (DVS)

A trio of thirty-something buddies tries to recapture the outrageous, irrepressible fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus frat house. Mitch, Frank and Beanie have all reached a crossroads in their lives. They can choose to be responsible adults, with wives, families and steady jobs--or they can postpone adulthood in favor of the reckless abandon of frat house living with all the fun and none of the education. No contest.

TV-14

5:07 AM

Old School (DVS)

A trio of thirty-something buddies tries to recapture the outrageous, irrepressible fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus frat house. Mitch, Frank and Beanie have all reached a crossroads in their lives. They can choose to be responsible adults, with wives, families and steady jobs--or they can postpone adulthood in favor of the reckless abandon of frat house living with all the fun and none of the education. No contest.

TV-14

6:07 AM

Episode 81189

Conan

From 2018 Comic Con: The Cast of "Aquaman".

TV-14

7:07 AM

Dumb & Dumber (DVS)

Best friends Lloyd and Harry are a pair of dim-witted pals on a cross country road trip to Aspen to return a briefcase full of cash to its rightful owner, Mary Swanson, a beautiful woman who ends up being Lloyd's dream girl. Little does Lloyd know that Mary is in Aspen trying to find her kidnapped husband. Soon, the two get mixed up in the crime, and their wacky exploits are leading the FBI straight to the crooks.

TV-14

8:07 AM

Old School (DVS)

A trio of thirty-something buddies tries to recapture the outrageous, irrepressible fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus frat house. Mitch, Frank and Beanie have all reached a crossroads in their lives. They can choose to be responsible adults, with wives, families and steady jobs--or they can postpone adulthood in favor of the reckless abandon of frat house living with all the fun and none of the education. No contest.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Pet the Bunny

Everybody Loves Raymond

Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.

TV-PG

10:07 AM

Only Casino with Swag for Miles, The

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Adam Devine tells "yo momma" jokes and Xzibit is "all whitey, then," while Snoop goes deep with a graphic designer and a brand ambassador. The winner gets a chance to win $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

11:07 AM

Jokers and Jokettes Wild

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Alright, alright, alright... we get "spaced out" with a special guest, and G-Eazy's brand-new raps are MONEY. Snoop takes us to church and makes it rain for a pastor and an I.T. guy. The winner gets a chance to play for $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

12:07 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 1, The

Friends

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

Only Casino with Swag for Miles, The

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Adam Devine tells "yo momma" jokes and Xzibit is "all whitey, then," while Snoop goes deep with a graphic designer and a brand ambassador. The winner gets a chance to win $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

2:07 PM

Jokers and Jokettes Wild

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Alright, alright, alright... we get "spaced out" with a special guest, and G-Eazy's brand-new raps are MONEY. Snoop takes us to church and makes it rain for a pastor and an I.T. guy. The winner gets a chance to play for $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

3:07 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 1, The

Friends

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

TV-PG

4:07 PM

One After "I Do", The

Friends

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One Where Rachel Tells..., The

Friends

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

TV-14

6:07 PM

One with Rachel's Date, The

Friends

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

Mom, Lies, and Videotape (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda comes down with a nasty cold just in time for the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff. When Bob's outdated camcorder malfunctions, the kids perform a re-imagined version of the pageant for Linda back at home. But will the kids' creative liberties be enough to make Linda feel the Mother's Day love?

TV-PG

8:07 PM

Into the Mild (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob finds out that the local outdoor adventure store is having a going out of business sale, he decides to finally realize his dream of becoming an outdoorsman. In true Belcher fashion, Bob finds himself accidentally locked overnight in the store, causing a real life survival test. Meanwhile, Linda and the kids spend the night watching the rehearsal for Aunt Gayle's one-woman show.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

Crawl Space (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob learns that Linda's parents are coming for a visit, he takes drastic measures to avoid having contact with them. While fixing a leak in the attic, he pretends to get stuck while investigating a series of Prohibition Era passageways behind the walls. Bob manages to run the restaurant by ordering the family around from the safety of his wall maze, but then actually becomes stuck and begins to get a touch of cabin fever.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

Mom, Lies, and Videotape (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda comes down with a nasty cold just in time for the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff. When Bob's outdated camcorder malfunctions, the kids perform a re-imagined version of the pageant for Linda back at home. But will the kids' creative liberties be enough to make Linda feel the Mother's Day love?

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Into the Mild (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob finds out that the local outdoor adventure store is having a going out of business sale, he decides to finally realize his dream of becoming an outdoorsman. In true Belcher fashion, Bob finds himself accidentally locked overnight in the store, causing a real life survival test. Meanwhile, Linda and the kids spend the night watching the rehearsal for Aunt Gayle's one-woman show.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Jul 24
12:07 AM

Crawl Space (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob learns that Linda's parents are coming for a visit, he takes drastic measures to avoid having contact with them. While fixing a leak in the attic, he pretends to get stuck while investigating a series of Prohibition Era passageways behind the walls. Bob manages to run the restaurant by ordering the family around from the safety of his wall maze, but then actually becomes stuck and begins to get a touch of cabin fever.

TV-PG

1:07 AM

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and Lois receive a note from Principal Shepherd pinned to ChrisÆ backpack. During their meeting they learn that if Chris doesnÆt pass his upcoming history exam he will have to repeat the 9th grade.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Baking Bad (DVS)

Family Guy

An earthquake strikes in Haiti, prompting Lois to start a blood drive to help the victims. She gives homemade cookies to all the blood donors. Peter loves the cookies so much he thinks they can make money by selling them.

TV-14

3:07 AM

Turkey Guys (DVS)

Family Guy

It's Thanksgiving time at the Griffins' house but dinner plans come to a halt as Lois discovers that Peter has eaten the turkey.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Episode 81169

Conan

Guests: Tracee Ellis Ross, Rob Riggle, Bush

TV-14

5:07 AM

Shaq vs. Ken Jeong & Jerry Springer vs. Ricki Lake

Drop the Mic

Drop The Mic is back with the hottest (and only) celebrity rap battles! Season 2 kicks off with a David & Goliath, when Shaquille O' Neal trades barbs with comedian Ken Jeong, and we see which talk show host can REALLY work the mic when Ricki Lake goes head-to-head with Jerry Springer in a classic heavyweight match.

TV-14

6:07 AM

And the Fun Factory (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline hire a factory to produce their cupcake T-shirts, but they become suspicious of the work conditions there due to the company's overly enthusiastic employees.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Episode 81169

Conan

Guests: Tracee Ellis Ross, Rob Riggle, Bush

TV-14

8:07 AM

And the Model Apartment (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Supermodels Lily Aldridge and Martha Hunt rent Max and Caroline's apartment for a fun girls' weekend.

TV-14

9:07 AM

And the Fun Factory (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline hire a factory to produce their cupcake T-shirts, but they become suspicious of the work conditions there due to the company's overly enthusiastic employees.

TV-14

10:07 AM

Christmas

Married with Children

Al does his yearly pre-Christmas inspection of the family and can find they've done nothing wrong, which means he has to buy them presents but he has to take a job as a Department Store Santa to pay for the gifts.

TV-PG

11:07 AM

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

Married with Children

Al takes a fishing trip alone only to have Peg and Marcy show up and spoil his vacation.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

Fight Schlub

King of Queens, The

Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

Roast Chicken

King of Queens, The

Doug turns to Carrie and Arthur for help when he is roped into roasting the head of his company.

TV-PG

2:07 PM

Strike, The

Seinfeld

George's father invents a new holiday; Kramer returns to work at the bagel shop.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

One with the Stain, The

Friends

Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.

TV-PG

4:07 PM

One with Monica's Boots, The

Friends

Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, The

Friends

Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with the Stain, The

Friends

Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with Monica's Boots, The

Friends

Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, The

Friends

Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One Where Joey Tells Rachel, The

Friends

Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One in Massapequa, The

Friends

Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend (Alec Baldwin) to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents (Christina Pickles, Elliott Gould), who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Justice League Recombination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.

TV-14

Wednesday, Jul 25
12:07 AM

Love Car Displacement, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard is jealous when Bernadette runs into her old boyfriend at a science event they're attending.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Benefactor Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

After meeting at a fundraising gala, an aged but wealthy, Caltech donor makes Leonard ponder if he's willing to have sex with her to secure another donation.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Justice League Recombination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.

TV-14

3:07 AM

Love Car Displacement, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard is jealous when Bernadette runs into her old boyfriend at a science event they're attending.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Episode 81171

Conan

Guests: Cedric the Entertainer, Julian Dennison, Tuxedo and Zapp

TV-14

5:07 AM

Toast Derivation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is in a crisis when he realizes he's not the epicenter of the group, so he decides to find new friends.

TV-14

6:07 AM

Johnny and Dora (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Jake and Amy go under cover to catch an identity thief, the investigation brings them closer; the precinct says an unexpected goodbye.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Episode 81171

Conan

Guests: Cedric the Entertainer, Julian Dennison, Tuxedo and Zapp

TV-14

8:07 AM

Chopper, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Wuntch lets Peralta work his dream case, Holt worries she's setting him up to fail; Amy, Rosa and Gina help Terry host a field trip.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Johnny and Dora (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Jake and Amy go under cover to catch an identity thief, the investigation brings them closer; the precinct says an unexpected goodbye.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Past and the Furious (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg plans something special for Sophie.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the Crime Ring (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy's apartment to retrieve some rings Caroline left there after she spent the night.

TV-14

12:07 PM

Strike One

King of Queens, The

Doug buys a new car against Carrie's wishes and regrets it almost immediately.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

Strike Out

King of Queens, The

The IPS strike continues and Carrie arranges a play date for Doug.

TV-PG

2:07 PM

Cartoon, The

Seinfeld

Susan's old friend Sally succeeds with a one-woman show about Jerry.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

One with Joey's Interview, The

Friends

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

TV-PG

4:07 PM

One with the Cooking Class, The

Friends

A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One Where Rachel Has a Baby Part 1, The

Friends

The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with Joey's Interview, The

Friends

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with the Cooking Class, The

Friends

A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One Where Rachel Has a Baby Part 1, The

Friends

The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One Where No One Proposes, The

Friends

Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One with the Pediatrician, The

Friends

Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Zarnecki Incursion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys become sleuths to find out who hacked Sheldon's online-game account.

TV-14

Thursday, Jul 26
12:07 AM

Agreement Dissection, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Priya uses her legal expertise to rip apart Sheldon's roommate agreement, and the women take the flustered Sheldon out dancing.

TV-PG

1:07 AM

Engagement Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Mrs. Wolowitz ends up in the hospital after Howard tells her he's marrying Bernadette. While there, Leonard stresses over Penny and Priya warming up to one another.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Zarnecki Incursion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys become sleuths to find out who hacked Sheldon's online-game account.

TV-14

3:07 AM

Agreement Dissection, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Priya uses her legal expertise to rip apart Sheldon's roommate agreement, and the women take the flustered Sheldon out dancing.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Episode 81173

Conan

Guests: James Comey, Tig Notaro, Cory Kahaney

TV-14

5:07 AM

July 25, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

TV-MA

6:07 AM

Night of One Hundred Candles, The (DVS)

Search Party

The crew makes waves at Chantal's vigil, where Dory is intent on telling the parents that she saw their daughter.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Episode 81173

Conan

Guests: James Comey, Tig Notaro, Cory Kahaney

TV-14

8:07 AM

Mysterious Disappearance of the Girl No One Knew, The (DVS)

Search Party

When Dory discovers that her friend, Chantal has gone missing, she becomes obsessed with finding out what happened, even though her boyfriend, Drew and friends, Elliott and Portia, could care less.

TV-MA

9:07 AM

Night of One Hundred Candles, The (DVS)

Search Party

The crew makes waves at Chantal's vigil, where Dory is intent on telling the parents that she saw their daughter.

TV-14

10:07 AM

Mystery of the Golden Charm, The (DVS)

Search Party

Dory meets a handsome private investigator named Keith, who guides her through a risky adventure to probe deeper into Chantal's personal life.

TV-MA

11:07 AM

Luck of the Bundys

Married with Children

Peg checks Al's horoscope and insists he's due for a stroke of good luck. But when good things actually start happening, Al gets a shrinking feeling that his luck won't last.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

Do Rico

King of Queens, The

Doug learns how to excite Carrie in the bedroom; Arthur wants his life chronicled.

TV-14

1:07 PM

Dark Meet

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie have flashbacks of their first Thanksgiving together.

TV-PG

2:07 PM

Burning, The

Seinfeld

George seeks timely exits; Jerry's gal has a secret; Elaine learns Puddy is religious.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

One with the Sharks, The

Friends

Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks.

TV-14

4:07 PM

One with the Male Nanny, The

Friends

Ross ridicules Rachel's choice of a male nanny.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One with Rachel's Phone Number, The

Friends

Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with the Sharks, The

Friends

Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks.

TV-14

7:07 PM

One with the Blind Dates, The

Friends

Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.

TV-14

8:07 PM

One with Rachel's Phone Number, The

Friends

Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One with Phoebe's Rats, The

Friends

Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party; Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny; Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One with the Blind Dates, The

Friends

Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.

TV-14

11:07 PM

Maid, The

Seinfeld

Jerry begins a relationship with his maid (Angela Featherstone); George wants a nickname.

TV-PG

Friday, Jul 27
12:07 AM

Clip Show Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Clips highlight the show's past nine seasons.

TV-PG

1:07 AM

Infestation Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A battle of wills between Sheldon and Penny leaves Amy caught in the middle, while Leonard tries to spice up his long-distance relationship with Priya (AARTI MANN).

TV-14

2:07 AM

G's Up, Devil's Down

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Alright, alright, alright... we get "glazed and confused" with a special guest, and Paris Jackson shows off her "baby gifts." Snoop Dogg talks real dogs and goes deep with a real estate agent and a brand ambassador. The winner gets a chance to win $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

3:07 AM

Clip Show Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Clips highlight the show's past nine seasons.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Episode 81147

Conan

Guests: Ed Helms, Miles Brown, The Breeders

TV-14

5:07 AM

G's Up, Devil's Down

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Alright, alright, alright... we get "glazed and confused" with a special guest, and Paris Jackson shows off her "baby gifts." Snoop Dogg talks real dogs and goes deep with a real estate agent and a brand ambassador. The winner gets a chance to win $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

6:07 AM

Racks Getting' Stacked

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Kelly Osbourne critiques runway fashions and Snoop performs on the cowbell. A history teacher and a twerking pop culture junkie have to guess what the hell Snoop just painted. The winner gets a chance to spin for $25,000.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Episode 81147

Conan

Guests: Ed Helms, Miles Brown, The Breeders

TV-14

8:07 AM

Makin' Bank with the MC of Swank

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Snoop and Method Man rock out to Eighties hits, ôClawsö star Karrueche Tran schools us on selfies, and Snoop reads us fairy tales. A cheerleader and hip hop hipster square off for a chance to win $25,000.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Racks Getting' Stacked

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Kelly Osbourne critiques runway fashions and Snoop performs on the cowbell. A history teacher and a twerking pop culture junkie have to guess what the hell Snoop just painted. The winner gets a chance to spin for $25,000.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Knock Off Knockout (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline get into a legal battle with two teens who knocked off their cupcake T-shirts and sold them.

TV-14

11:07 AM

Little off the Top, A

Married with Children

Al is accidentally circumcised.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

Work Related

King of Queens, The

Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

Better Camera

King of Queens, The

Doug surprises Carrie with a new camera for Christmas.

TV-PG

2:07 PM

Finale Part 2, The

Seinfeld

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

One with the Mugging, The

Friends

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

TV-PG

4:07 PM

One with the Memorial Service, The

Friends

Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One with Rachel's Dream, The

Friends

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with the Mugging, The

Friends

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with the Memorial Service, The

Friends

Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One with Rachel's Dream, The

Friends

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One with the Fertility Test, The

Friends

Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic; Ross helps Joey woo the same professor he wants to date.

TV-14

10:07 PM

One in Barbados Part 2, The

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Sexy Dance Fighting (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina develops a crush on the new martial arts instructor in town, she joins the class and ends up shirking her responsibilities at the restaurant. Bob finds out what's going on and decides to take matters into his own hands.

TV-PG

Saturday, Jul 28
12:07 AM

Da Flippity Flop (DVS)

American Dad

Klaus swaps bodies with Stan after discovering that his original human body is on ice at the CIA; after converting the attic into a gym, Roger attempts to convince Stan to sign up for a lifetime membership.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Road to Multiverse (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie and Brian visit alternate universes and become stuck in one ruled by dogs.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Sexy Dance Fighting (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina develops a crush on the new martial arts instructor in town, she joins the class and ends up shirking her responsibilities at the restaurant. Bob finds out what's going on and decides to take matters into his own hands.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Knocked Up (DVS)

Alison Scott is an up-and-coming entertainment journalist whose 24-year-old life is on the fast track. But it gets seriously derailed when a drunken one-nighter with slacker Ben Stone results in an unwanted pregnancy. Faced with the prospect of going it alone or getting to know the baby's father, Alison decides to give the lovable doof a chance. An overgrown kid who has no desire to settle down, Ben learns that he has a big decision to make with his kid's mom-to-be: will he hit the road or stay in the picture! Courting a woman you've just knocked up, however, proves to be a little difficult when the two try their hands at dating. As they discover more about one another, it becomes painfully obvious that they're not the soul mates they'd hoped they might be. With Alison's harried sister Debbie and hen-pecked brother-in-law Pete the only parenting role models the young lovers have, things get even more confusing. Should they raise the baby together? What makes a happy lifetime partnership after all? A couple of drinks and a wild night later, they've got nine confusing months to figure it out.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Change-Up, The (DVS)

Growing up together, Mitch and Dave were inseparable best friends, but as the years have passed they've slowly drifted apart. While Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband and father of three, Mitch has remained a single, quasi-employed man-child who has never met a responsibility he liked. To Mitch, Dave has it all: beautiful wife Jamie, kids who adore him and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. To Dave, living Mitch's stress free life without obligation or consequence would be a dream come true. Following a drunken night out together, Mitch and Dave's worlds are turned upside down when they wake up in each other's bodies and proceed to freak out. Despite the freedom from their normal routines and habits, the guys soon discover that each other's lives are nowhere near as rosy as they once seemed. Further complicating matters are Dave's sexy legal associate, Sabrina, and Mitch's estranged father. With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave struggle to avoid completely destroying each other's lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.

TV-14

5:07 AM

Bad Teacher (DVS)

Elizabeth Halsey is a foulmouthed, ruthless, and inappropriate teacher. She drinks, gets high, and can't wait to marry a meal ticket to get out of her bogus day job. When she's dumped by her fiancé, she sets her sights on a rich, handsome substitute while shrugging off the advances of the school gym teacher. The consequences of her wild and outrageous schemes give her students, coworkers, and even herself an education like no other.

TV-14

6:07 AM

Bad Teacher (DVS)

Elizabeth Halsey is a foulmouthed, ruthless, and inappropriate teacher. She drinks, gets high, and can't wait to marry a meal ticket to get out of her bogus day job. When she's dumped by her fiancé, she sets her sights on a rich, handsome substitute while shrugging off the advances of the school gym teacher. The consequences of her wild and outrageous schemes give her students, coworkers, and even herself an education like no other.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Change-Up, The (DVS)

Growing up together, Mitch and Dave were inseparable best friends, but as the years have passed they've slowly drifted apart. While Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband and father of three, Mitch has remained a single, quasi-employed man-child who has never met a responsibility he liked. To Mitch, Dave has it all: beautiful wife Jamie, kids who adore him and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. To Dave, living Mitch's stress free life without obligation or consequence would be a dream come true. Following a drunken night out together, Mitch and Dave's worlds are turned upside down when they wake up in each other's bodies and proceed to freak out. Despite the freedom from their normal routines and habits, the guys soon discover that each other's lives are nowhere near as rosy as they once seemed. Further complicating matters are Dave's sexy legal associate, Sabrina, and Mitch's estranged father. With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave struggle to avoid completely destroying each other's lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.

TV-14

8:07 AM

Get Him to the Greek (DVS)

Aaron Green gets things done. The ambitious 24-year-old has been given a career-making assignment. His mission: Fly to London and escort a rock god to L.A.'s world famous Greek Theatre for the first-stop on a huge comeback tour. His record mogul boss, Sergio Roma, gives him one warning: The artist is the worst person on Earth. Turn your back on him at your own peril. British rocker Aldous Snow is a brilliant musician, but due to a bad break up and nose-diving career, has fallen off the wagon and is now a drunken disaster. Weary of yes men and scared he's entered the greatest hits moment in his career, Snow's in the midst of a nihilistic downward spiral. When he learns his true love, model/pop star Jackie Q, is in Los Angeles, Aldous makes it his quest to win her back right before kick-starting his world domination. As the countdown to the concert begins, one innocent young man must navigate a minefield of London drug smuggles, New York City brawls and Vegas lap dances to deliver his charge safe and, sort of, sound all while trying to remain faithful to his med student girlfriend. He may have to coax, lie to, enable and party with Aldous, but Aaron will get him to the Greek.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Bad Teacher (DVS)

Elizabeth Halsey is a foulmouthed, ruthless, and inappropriate teacher. She drinks, gets high, and can't wait to marry a meal ticket to get out of her bogus day job. When she's dumped by her fiancé, she sets her sights on a rich, handsome substitute while shrugging off the advances of the school gym teacher. The consequences of her wild and outrageous schemes give her students, coworkers, and even herself an education like no other.

TV-14

10:07 AM

D'Arcy Files, The

Married with Children

Jefferson reveals his past life as a spy.

TV-PG

11:07 AM

Failure to Launch (DVS)

Tripp has never been able to leave the nest. He's always had some reason or other to stay, but now, his desperate parents have finally had enough. They hire the gorgeous and talented girl of his dreams to get him to move out of the house.

TV-14

1:07 PM

Pretty Woman (DVS)

The Pygmalion-like transformation of a young Los Angeles prostitute.

TV-14

2:07 PM

Failure to Launch (DVS)

Tripp has never been able to leave the nest. He's always had some reason or other to stay, but now, his desperate parents have finally had enough. They hire the gorgeous and talented girl of his dreams to get him to move out of the house.

TV-14

4:07 PM

Pretty Woman (DVS)

The Pygmalion-like transformation of a young Los Angeles prostitute.

TV-14

6:07 PM

One After Joey and Rachel Kiss, The

Friends

In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters; Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish; Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with Ross's Tan, The

Friends

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, The

Friends

Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests; Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One After Joey and Rachel Kiss, The

Friends

In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters; Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish; Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One with Ross's Tan, The

Friends

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, The

Friends

Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests; Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.

TV-PG

Sunday, Jul 29
12:07 AM

Wiggly Finger Catalyst, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Raj is upset he's the only one of the four guys who's not in a relationship, Penny sets out to find the perfect date, introducing him to Emily, a girl he can actually talk to!

TV-PG

1:07 AM

Rhinitis Revelation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon craves attention from his visiting mother.

TV-PG

2:07 AM

Ornithophobia Diffusion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon must overcome his fear of birds.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Failure to Launch (DVS)

Tripp has never been able to leave the nest. He's always had some reason or other to stay, but now, his desperate parents have finally had enough. They hire the gorgeous and talented girl of his dreams to get him to move out of the house.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Rhinitis Revelation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon craves attention from his visiting mother.

TV-PG

5:07 AM

Ornithophobia Diffusion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon must overcome his fear of birds.

TV-PG

6:07 AM

Failure to Launch (DVS)

Tripp has never been able to leave the nest. He's always had some reason or other to stay, but now, his desperate parents have finally had enough. They hire the gorgeous and talented girl of his dreams to get him to move out of the house.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Dumb & Dumber (DVS)

Best friends Lloyd and Harry are a pair of dim-witted pals on a cross country road trip to Aspen to return a briefcase full of cash to its rightful owner, Mary Swanson, a beautiful woman who ends up being Lloyd's dream girl. Little does Lloyd know that Mary is in Aspen trying to find her kidnapped husband. Soon, the two get mixed up in the crime, and their wacky exploits are leading the FBI straight to the crooks.

TV-14

8:07 AM

And the Cupcake Captives (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie's wedding is interrupted by a hostage situation. Meanwhile, Max and Caroline's cupcake business gets some unwanted attention when a tenant who is wearing one of their company's T-shirts is arrested.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Episode 1 (DVS)

TBS Network Preview

A backstage peek at TBS's original programs.

10:07 AM

Dumb & Dumber (DVS)

Best friends Lloyd and Harry are a pair of dim-witted pals on a cross country road trip to Aspen to return a briefcase full of cash to its rightful owner, Mary Swanson, a beautiful woman who ends up being Lloyd's dream girl. Little does Lloyd know that Mary is in Aspen trying to find her kidnapped husband. Soon, the two get mixed up in the crime, and their wacky exploits are leading the FBI straight to the crooks.

TV-14

11:07 AM

Moxie Moron

King of Queens, The

Doug and Deacon fill in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Carrie regrets her decision to complain about her company's chinzy gift for work on an important project.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

Episode 1 (DVS)

TBS Network Preview

A backstage peek at TBS's original programs.

1:07 PM

Shrek the Third (DVS)

Being king isn't for everyone--especially if you're a prickly ogre who smells like the shallow end of a swamp. When Shrek married Fiona, the last thing he wanted was to rule Far Far Away, but when his frogger-in-law, King Harold, suddenly croaks, Shrek is quickly fitted for the crown. Now, unless the reluctant would-be king can find a suitable replacement, he'll be royally screwed for the rest of his days. As if Shrek didn't have enough on his plate, Princess Fiona has another little surprise on the way. With his head spinning and his belly in knots, Shrek sets off on a quest to find the only other possible heir to the throne, Fiona's long-lost cousin Artie, an underachieving medieval high schooler. While the ogre is away, his old nemesis Prince Charming rears his handsome head and returns to the kingdom of Far Far Away with redemption on his shallow little mind. Even with Donkey and the ever-so-suave Puss-in-Boots by their side, it's going to take an ogre-sized effort--and a whole lot of help from Fiona and her band of princesses--for Shrek and Artie to save the day and find their own "Happily Ever After."

TV-PG

2:07 PM

Moxie Moron

King of Queens, The

Doug and Deacon fill in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Carrie regrets her decision to complain about her company's chinzy gift for work on an important project.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

Jungle Book, The (DVS)

Raised by a family of wolves since birth, Mowgli must leave the only home he's ever known when the fearsome tiger Shere Khan unleashes his mighty roar. Guided by a no-nonsense panther and a free-spirited bear, the young boy meets an array of jungle animals, including a slithery python and a smooth-talking ape. Along the way, Mowgli learns valuable life lessons as his epic journey of self-discovery leads to fun and adventure.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

Los Angeles Dodgers @ Atlanta Braves

MLB 2018 Sunday Games

8:07 PM

One with the Birth Mother, The

Friends

A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

Boyle's Hunch (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake thinks an art gallery owner named Genevieve is Boyle's soul mate and tries to set them up on a date. Rosa tracks an inter-precinct theft. Holt asks Amy for help with an image campaign.

TV-14

10:07 PM

Shrek the Third (DVS)

Being king isn't for everyone--especially if you're a prickly ogre who smells like the shallow end of a swamp. When Shrek married Fiona, the last thing he wanted was to rule Far Far Away, but when his frogger-in-law, King Harold, suddenly croaks, Shrek is quickly fitted for the crown. Now, unless the reluctant would-be king can find a suitable replacement, he'll be royally screwed for the rest of his days. As if Shrek didn't have enough on his plate, Princess Fiona has another little surprise on the way. With his head spinning and his belly in knots, Shrek sets off on a quest to find the only other possible heir to the throne, Fiona's long-lost cousin Artie, an underachieving medieval high schooler. While the ogre is away, his old nemesis Prince Charming rears his handsome head and returns to the kingdom of Far Far Away with redemption on his shallow little mind. Even with Donkey and the ever-so-suave Puss-in-Boots by their side, it's going to take an ogre-sized effort--and a whole lot of help from Fiona and her band of princesses--for Shrek and Artie to save the day and find their own "Happily Ever After."

TV-PG

Monday, Jul 30
12:07 AM

Hunger Games, The (DVS)

Every year in the ruins of what was once North America, the nation of Panem forces each of its twelve districts to send a teenage boy and girl to compete in the Hunger Games. Part twisted entertainment, part government intimidation tactic, the Hunger Games are a nationally televised event in which "Tributes" must fight with one another until one survivor remains. Pitted against highly-trained Tributes who have prepared for these Games their entire lives, Katniss is forced to rely upon her sharp instincts as well as the mentorship of drunken former victor Haymitch Abernathy. If she's ever to return home to District 12, Katniss must make impossible choices in the arena that weigh survival against humanity and life against love.

TV-14

3:07 AM

Poison (DVS)

Wrecked

After the pirates decide to stay on the island, Pack tries to negotiate a truce. Steve pitches Danny a new business venture. Pack is the captain now.

TV-MA

4:07 AM

Tony Pepperoni (DVS)

Wrecked

Owen and Florence deal with the return of a deadly foe. Todd makes a haunting discovery about his past after trying to fist fight Chet. I guess Owen is the captain now. Or maybe Florence again? Hard to say.

TV-MA

5:07 AM

Sister Mercy (DVS)

Wrecked

After discovering the pirate's plan to harvest their organs, the survivors attempt to escape the island. Karen must make a difficult decision that echoes a moment from her past. Will the pirates remain the captains now?

TV-MA

6:07 AM

Poison (DVS)

Wrecked

After the pirates decide to stay on the island, Pack tries to negotiate a truce. Steve pitches Danny a new business venture. Pack is the captain now.

TV-MA

7:07 AM

Tony Pepperoni (DVS)

Wrecked

Owen and Florence deal with the return of a deadly foe. Todd makes a haunting discovery about his past after trying to fist fight Chet. I guess Owen is the captain now. Or maybe Florence again? Hard to say.

TV-MA

8:07 AM

Sister Mercy (DVS)

Wrecked

After discovering the pirate's plan to harvest their organs, the survivors attempt to escape the island. Karen must make a difficult decision that echoes a moment from her past. Will the pirates remain the captains now?

TV-MA

9:07 AM

Speed (DVS)

Wrecked

After Todd and Jess decide to get married "for reals," Florence and Owen struggle to define their new romance. Casey returns to officiate the wedding. Pack and Steve make a discovery that threatens to tear them apart. Bruce steers the boat, so he's literally the captain now.

TV-MA

10:07 AM

James Van Der Beek vs. Randall Park and Rob Gronkowski vs. Gina Rodriguez

Drop the Mic

Dawson's Creek heartthrob James Van Der Beek throws shade at Fresh off the Boat's Randall Park in a rap battle, while NFL superstar and Super Bowl champ Rob Gronkowski finds out Gina Rodriguez might just be a problem he can't tackle.

TV-14

11:07 AM

Tony Hale vs. Timothy Simons and Rascal Flatts vs. Boyz II Men

Drop the Mic

ItÆs Beef Season between Veep co-stars Tony Hale and Timothy Simons in a very personal verbal competition, while Boyz II Men clashes with Rascal Flatts in the rap battle youÆve always wanted, but never knew was possible.

TV-14

12:07 PM

One Where Joey Speaks French, The

Friends

Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

James Van Der Beek vs. Randall Park and Rob Gronkowski vs. Gina Rodriguez

Drop the Mic

Dawson's Creek heartthrob James Van Der Beek throws shade at Fresh off the Boat's Randall Park in a rap battle, while NFL superstar and Super Bowl champ Rob Gronkowski finds out Gina Rodriguez might just be a problem he can't tackle.

TV-14

2:07 PM

Tony Hale vs. Timothy Simons and Rascal Flatts vs. Boyz II Men

Drop the Mic

ItÆs Beef Season between Veep co-stars Tony Hale and Timothy Simons in a very personal verbal competition, while Boyz II Men clashes with Rascal Flatts in the rap battle youÆve always wanted, but never knew was possible.

TV-14

3:07 PM

One Where Joey Speaks French, The

Friends

Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.

TV-PG

4:07 PM

One Where Estelle Dies, The

Friends

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

Last One Part 1, The

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

Pilot

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

Hamburger Dinner Theater (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob reluctantly lets Linda and the kids stage a musical murder mystery dinner theater in the restaurant, but on opening night, an abrupt interruption changes the play's creative direction.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

Bed & Breakfast (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

With a long weekend approaching, Linda sees an opportunity to capitalize on the tourist traffic by turning their home into a bed and breakfast. As usual, she goes overboard and gets a little crazy when her efforts aren't appreciated.

TV-14

9:07 PM

Spaghetti Western and Meatballs (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob and Gene start watching Spaghetti Western films, they wind up alienating Louise. As Gene takes pointers from the films on how to deal with his archrival at school, Tina takes out her aggression and fights her way through a conflict-resolution program.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

Hamburger Dinner Theater (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob reluctantly lets Linda and the kids stage a musical murder mystery dinner theater in the restaurant, but on opening night, an abrupt interruption changes the play's creative direction.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Bed & Breakfast (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

With a long weekend approaching, Linda sees an opportunity to capitalize on the tourist traffic by turning their home into a bed and breakfast. As usual, she goes overboard and gets a little crazy when her efforts aren't appreciated.

TV-14

Tuesday, Jul 31
12:07 AM

Spaghetti Western and Meatballs (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob and Gene start watching Spaghetti Western films, they wind up alienating Louise. As Gene takes pointers from the films on how to deal with his archrival at school, Tina takes out her aggression and fights her way through a conflict-resolution program.

TV-PG

1:07 AM

Quagmire's Mom (DVS)

Family Guy

When Meg asks Peter for a check for her upcoming field trip, he finally notices that his checkbook is just a blank pad of paper. Lois agrees to take Peter to the bank where they discover that Peter's first name is really Justin.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Stewie Is Enceinte (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie fears that he and Brian are growing apart after Brian avoids several invitations to hangout. In an effort to rekindle their friendship, Stewie decides that having a baby would bring them back together.

TV-14