THE BIG BANG THEORY
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As Howard awaits blast-off, he recounts how the gang threw together a last-minute wedding for him and Bernadette.
Wolowitz is caught in an argument between Bernadette and his mom, even while he's in space. Meanwhile, with his friends on dates, Raj feels lonely.
Sheldon once again has to keep a secret when he learns Leonard and Penny are going to break up. Howard keeps getting teased by his fellow astronauts in space.
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With Steve too busy with his girlfriend, Francine decides she wants another baby. Stan, however, does not, so he secretly gets a vasectomy. But Francine discovers he still has sperm left in a CIA sperm bank. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a professor at Hayley's community college and earns the adoration of a psycho student.
Stan's competitive streak is unleashed when he and Francine start ice dancing together. Stan dumps Francine to compete with Roger. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get a mail order Russian bride.
In preparation for a neighborhood pool party, Stan tells his family to get in tip-top shape. But when an accident ruins the Smith family name, a humiliated Stan fakes his family's deaths and moves everyone out of Langley Falls to escape his shame.
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Rick and Fred are best friends who have a lot in common, including that they have each been married for many years. But when the two men begin to show signs of restlessness at home, their wives take a bold approach to revitalizing their marriages: granting them a "hall pass," one week of freedom to do whatever they want ... no questions asked. At first, it sounds like a dream come true for Rick and Fred. But it isn't long before they discover that their expectations of the single life -- and themselves -- are completely, and hilariously, out of sync with reality.
THE CLEVELAND SHOW
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When Cleveland and Rallo both have to come home early after getting scared while at their respective slumber parties, Donna makes them spend the night in a haunted house to prove how brave they both are. Elsewhere, Cleveland's new friend is on a murderous revenge rampage after being rejected by Cleveland and his other friends. Meanwhile, Roberta is stuck in a love triangle between a vampire and a werewolf.
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Michael and Dwight spy on a rival paper company. The rest of the office debates whether or not Hilary Swank is hot.
When Dwight's unannounced fire-safety drill gives Stanley a heart attack, Michael decides the office needs help with stress relief. While watching a bootleg movie, Andy believes Jim and Pam are film gurus from hearing them discuss her parents' faltering marriage.
Michael and Pam take a trip to Nashua, hoping to get closure from Holly. Dwight and Jim try to make up for forgetting Kelly's birthday. Angela deals with her cats in a feline manner herself.
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CONVERTED: A contestant has converted to a new-age religion and must put their rituals on display by anointing their friend with a blessing of barbeque sauce. Co-host: Gary Owen. DEJA VU: A series of reoccurring events leaves this contestant in a loop, and his friend wondering whether sheÂs losing her mind. Co-hosts: Kendall and Kylie Jenner.
WITNESS RELOCATION: A contestant is instructed to disguise her identity after a run-in with a couple of mobsters reveals a clue about her mysterious past. Co-host: Chris Jericho. BEAUTY SCHOOL PICKUP: When a beautiful beautician starts flirting with our contestant, he must enlist the help of the most awkward wingman ever -- his girlfriend. Co-host: Bill Engvall.
BROMANCE: Things get awkward when our contestant is instructed to breakup with his BFF, then introduce him to the new one. Co-host: Arsenio Hall. TV HOST: After welcoming his fellow diners, this contestant is told to turn the restaurant into his late-night talk show. Co-host: Alex Mandel.
DOA: DEAD OR ALIVE
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Four beautiful women begin as rivals in a secret invitational-only martial arts contest but find themselves teaming up with another against a sinister force. Tina Armstrong is a superstar in the world of women's wrestling. Christie is a beautiful cat-thief and assassin-for-hire. Princess Kasumi is an Asian warrior-aristocrat, schooled by martial arts masters. Helena Douglas is an extreme sports athlete whose tragic past binds her to the remote palace in Southeast Asia where the Dead or Alive tournament takes place.